Here's the bad news. Yes, the government is lying to you. No, we're not going to go to Pluto to explore it. Seriously, why on Earth would a space
exploration agency want to explore an object that is, they suspect (but, of course, don't want to confirm), typical of objects located in the KB.
After all, our alien masterminds won't let us leave the inner solar system yet, so why would we bother exploring the outer solar system?
that in a moment.
Now, as we all know, especially Keen (who has extensive education in Astronomy, so we know he's one of them
. After all, he teaches Astronomy,
what could he possibly know?), Jupiter became a brown dwarf star upon the nuclear reaction we caused on the planet. That is why, using a telescope,
you can no longer see the 4 moons around Jupiter (you do see 4 objects that appear like stars and move around, but those are only alien craft to trick
us. More on that in a moment.) This was done to sustain the Karachi population on Neptune, as they were running out of dog feces, their current energy
What some of you may not know is there is also a brown dwarf that has been in orbit around our sun for at least 12 billion years. This information
NASA has managed to keep fairly secret, but some wise (so therefore banned) members have uncovered the information and presented it here on ATS.
They're old threads, you'll have to search from the beginning. What is only coming out now is the true nature of that "star".
Now it's been a moment.
That "star" is actually the Mayan mother ship coming to return to the planet they captured so many millennia ago. It is set to return in 2012. The
expeditionary Mayan party knew this, so they only went to 2012 on their calendars, knowing they were going to go to the Andromedian calendar when the
rest of the population got here. Unfortunately for them, they were scattered in an unexpected attack by Spain about 4 or 5 hundred years ago. Now
those Mayans have infiltrated all governments and positions of power. Those in the know refer to them as reptilians, reptiods or draconians. This is
to prevent them from learning that we know their true nature, but some people have heard about these "reptilian" aliens and assumed they
were...Well, reptilian. Of course, they are not. Reptiles are dumb, these guys ain't.
The reason the probe is going out is two fold. First, it will
be getting to Pluto in 2015. bigpappadiaz was right, though, in saying no one
will care. See, the Mayan spacecraft is carrying Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha and John Titor to distract the masses when it lands and starts shooting its
anti-economic ray down on Wall Street (causing mass selling). Primary reason for the launch #1: The Mayans won't suspect it's anything more than an
exploration vessel, or that it will be too late.
In 2015, though, New Horizons will begin transmitting a message to earth. While not audible to human beings, this signal should cause every Mayan head
to explode within about 30 seconds. Already there are plans for rebuilding Earth after that as a liberal utopia (most republican's heads will explode
in 2015) after the Mayans are destroyed.
So good call on being paranoid, Big Pappa, but not to worry. This is secret to liberate mankind three years after our alien overlords arrive in force
and turn us all into cattle. During those three long years, don't lose hope! There is a plan!