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posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:23 PM
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Getting paid for ats once again....




So who almost brought down the thread? Did anything come of him?




posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s
I told you to do one job and get rid of those pesky purple shats and now you've slacked off! Shame on you!!! Shame! shame!!


Well excuse me then if I dont have the necessary equipment to get rid of those things. Im an Inspector not a miracle worker. Now if you have a factory and some robot parts I might just be able to work out a way to make them dissapear.



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by InspectorOne
Well excuse me then if I dont have the necessary equipment to get rid of those things. Im an Inspector not a miracle worker. Now if you have a factory and some robot parts I might just be able to work out a way to make them dissapear.


That is not whats written on your contract for my sweatshop!!!

*takes out a whip* You asked for it. I cannot go so gentle on you. Its a matter of my image. What will the other employees think. Next thing you know they'll want a raise. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOSS I"LL SUFFER IF I INCREASE THEIR PAY TO 2 pennies a day?



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:33 PM
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Originally posted by chissler
Getting paid for ats once again....




So who almost brought down the thread? Did anything come of him?


It was phiniks, and I siege towered his house. I think he learnt his lesson.

Have fun at 'work' chissler! :shk:



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:38 PM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s
That is not whats written on your contract for my sweatshop!!!

*takes out a whip* You asked for it. I cannot go so gentle on you. Its a matter of my image. What will the other employees think. Next thing you know they'll want a raise. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOSS I"LL SUFFER IF I INCREASE THEIR PAY TO 2 pennies a day?


Since when do I work for you anyway? I only work for Murphy. I was only going to get rid of them because no one likes them but if you wan to be like that I could always make some bad stuff happen. Lets see here, tax audits, health inspectors, unionized labor, tax hikes, power brokers the possibilites are endless....



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:48 PM
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ooohhh, I'm getting an itch....

to win again!! :w:



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:48 PM
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Working on a saturday chissler?

Oh poor poor soul!

Tax audits?



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 01:54 PM
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Of course, didn't you know you were due for one? We inspectors have just been saving it for the worst possible time. You could avoid it of course if you have those robot parts.



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:01 PM
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*stamps his foot on this pesky snake



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:11 PM
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Quick Isis....if you run to Companies House and declare your change of business to a non-profit-making organisation and then file a return with the tax office (form QB-16/23-G/NPO...in triplicate) then you can avoid the wrath of the inspectors
....OR...*hands over a locked and loaded .44cal magnum*...file him in his own out-tray under 'D' for 'Dead'....



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Well there are always natural disastors, alien invasions, hostile takeovers (both meanings), giant monster attacks or the ultimate showdown could take place right in your coperate HQ.

www.weebls-stuff.com...

[edit on 4-2-2006 by InspectorOne]



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:29 PM
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Inspector....I think you've found the ultimate tune for this thread...i'm still tappin me feet!
(while i'm here, dyou mind just holding this grenade for me...i'll keep the pin thanks) *runs like billy-o* ka-boom-ski!!!



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:32 PM
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throws a can of
at timski and runs like hell...



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by InspectorOne
www.weebls-stuff.com...


That was hilarious!

I'm declaring my sweatshop as a non profit organization.



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by phiniks
ooohhh, I'm getting an itch....

to win again!! :w:


Well you scratch that itch in another way, you can't be trusted with winning. :wink:



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:36 PM
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Yes hilarious things like that tend to pop up everyonce in a while I'll be on the look out for more, but n the mean time I'm going to search for some parts so I can get rif of those barneys.



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:39 PM
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how about you all stop posting as of now and I will not take down ats


NO! Just Kidding Just Kidding!



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by phiniks
throws a can of
at timski and runs like hell...


Nyaaa-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaaaa.....missed!

You have another 799,999 goes to win a prize...*teehee*



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by phiniks
how about you all stop posting as of now and I will not take down ats


NO! Just Kidding Just Kidding!


He he!

People say they're thread killers, you take that one step further!

Rock on!



posted on Feb, 4 2006 @ 03:31 PM
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mooo...mooooooo....moooooooooooooooooo!!!




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