Last to Post Wins!

You sure the sock puppet had nothing to do with it?

I have my doubts...he doesnt loook sincere to me! Evil!

It was phiniks, and is now pleading with Kinglizard to keep his membership.


My Sock Puppet has an alibi, he's in the wash..........

if Isis does the whipping, I'll accept it with gratitude

it's good to be back. thanks mods! appreciate it.

now let's get on with winning this.

[edit on 3-2-2006 by phiniks]

Hot dawg! It's back.

*Does a little jig*

Thanks kinglizard!

It'll suffice to throw a truckfull of at phiniks.

If all else fails there's always the moonpies!

mic check...mic check....1 -2 - 3

Hello ...*thud* *thud* *thud* is this thing on?

Good evening ladies and gentleman I am now here.

Where is here? Good question. I don't rightly know.

Some people call it a one night stand...but we can call it paradise.
Don't say a prayer for me now...save it till the morning after.

Where was I again?

- One Man Short

Originally posted by One Man Short of Manhood
Good evening ladies and gentleman I am now here.

You dare come empty handed? No pies? You shall not be initiated into the uber cool 1337 pie club.

I'm telling Mr. Beezer. You shall not escape your lashings!

Ahhhh.....Mr Bezzer just rang me on the tele.

It is realy he who through my entire youth, kept me in check, now that I have been an adult for many years and live many miles from Beezer, it is harder to tow the line.

Beezer has corrected me once again.

So I offer you this...a nice slice of Indian Mango and Bimbal pie!

- One Man Short

Originally posted by One Man Short of Manhood
So I offer you this...a nice slice of Indian Mango and Bimbal pie!

Very well! Beezer sir, you are saved from my complaint letters against your apprentice.

Thank God it wasn't a million of these:



[edit on 2006/2/3 by GradyPhilpott]

Phinix.....may you suffer the chafings of a thousand wedgies for that stunt


ps: would you like a tin of ?

phiniz has had enough abuse now, leave 'im alone!

*Throws a pie at I_s_i_s*

*Launches wave of suicide Hamas-ters at Phinix*

*Jumps in front of hamsters*

Run phinix!

Zanzi....would you like a pie? I baked it myself earlier today...

Phinix, come back.....we forgive you

Suddenly from the sky comes a wave of rabid insurance salesmen!!!!!!! Annoying everything in their path to pave the way for the new Emporer of BTS...SpecAgentDW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe...little does Spec know that his armada of insurance salesmen will be rendered useless by two little words..'council house'

....meanwhile, i'll just reconfigure this auto-dialler to ring everyones phone simultaneously and while you all get up to answer that damn call i can sneak in and win...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I don't have a phone. I blew it up when the insurance salesmen called.

you have a telephone on your pirate ship? do you phone other pirates to say 'arrrrrrr me hearty'?

Oooooo...i wanna be a pirate...can i play too? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease??