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posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 05:35 AM
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Absolutely. A man is ALWAYS wrong.

If a man doesn't get his wife fresh strawberries in the middle of winter when she's pregnant and demanding them, does that mean he doesn't love her?




posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 05:39 AM
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Of course it does! It means that your a horrible man and should be shot.


If your phoning them from a mobile and you lose your signal, does it mean you hung up and don't love them?



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 05:51 AM
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Absolutely! And God can't help you for hanging up on them.

If you're talking to a woman online, and your modem goes out does that mean you signed out into another id to talk to someone else?



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 05:54 AM
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Absoulutely! Technical failures obviously mean your cheating.

Well, I don't have any more so,




posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 07:45 AM
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Thank you for explaining the smilie thing for me.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 07:57 AM
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Here's something us female folks wanna know.

Why do men hate shopping?

Gosh forbid I have to go shopping with a man...hell breaks loose after 2.5 minutes. But go to Best Buy and you guys dont wanna come out!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:01 AM
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I'm a girl and I don't like shopping at all. It's the most boring past-time on earth if you could call it a past-time.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:10 AM
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Originally posted by Yossarian
I'm a girl and I don't like shopping at all. It's the most boring past-time on earth if you could call it a past-time.


Hahahah! Imposter!!

I love shopping but I dont like spending 15 hours deciding on something. I hate when my friends do that. You like it? Buy it and lets go somewhere else now.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:12 AM
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Yes, I know what you mean. You either like it or you don't. If you're not sure that means you mustn't want it. That's my rule anyway.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:36 AM
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Hey...50 pages of insanity so far and counting....woooohooooo!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:40 AM
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I got a question that was bugging me as I was trying to fall asleep last-nite..
How much snot would the average person 'generate' in a lifetime..how big a pile, and how much would it weigh?



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:44 AM
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The average person swallows about a quart of snot a day. Yummy.

That's what I know about snot.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:49 AM
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I was thinking along the lines of 'pickable' snot as opposed to 'runny-nose' snot...



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 08:55 AM
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Gallons of snot produced by the average human per year: 1.71

I got that from www.ooze.com...



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 09:15 AM
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I've started saving mine on the side of my monitor to sculpt a horde of magic nose-goblins that I can get to do my bidding

*MUU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA*



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 09:46 AM
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I'm going to see the Darkness tomorrow night! woot!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 09:48 AM
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I had this teacher once in elementary school and he had a bad habit of picking his nose and sticking his finger in his mouth.

He ATE HIS BOOGIES!!!!
He seemed to get great pleasure out of it.



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 09:50 AM
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I envy you Yossarian! Hope you enjoy it, the last gig I went to, I nearly split my head open!

Why do men hate shopping? We don't, we just automatically hate it when we have to go in Next and Monsoon and look at couch pillows. When we're looking at the useful things such as ant farms and BB firing tanks, it's fun. Easy!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 10:02 AM
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I'll update you all on the gig don't worry!




Rock on!



posted on Feb, 3 2006 @ 10:13 AM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s
He ATE HIS BOOGIES!!!!
He seemed to get great pleasure out of it.



there's nowt wrong with taking advantage of natures bounty...

Snot is the last taboo...if you doubt this, next time you are with your g/b friend and getting intimate, suggest trying 'nasal' and see what reaction you get




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