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posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:50 PM
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I scoff at your salesmen. My house is so defended to keep guys away from my daughter that it's not even funny. I've got barbwire on the side walk, claymores in the front yard, light machine guns in every window, sand bags on the porch, lasers on the roof..... Bring it on!

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[edit on 1/31/2006 by Zaphod58]




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:54 PM
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Did I mention that the salesmen operate from BLACK TRIANGLES and use man portable MASS DRIVERS....No, come to think of it I didn't.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:56 PM
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Did I mention that I also have a battlecruiser in geosynchronus orbit over my house that uses all kinds of neat weapons?

Sorry guess I forgot to mention that.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:56 PM
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*Writhes in pain from the figure four leg lock*
Tap,tap,tap,tap.
Time for nighty night.


But I WILL RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wham)...damn walls!:bnghd:



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 06:46 AM
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Hahahahahaha, i'm the only one to post in ages. I must win now. Yay for me.

(where'd everyone go?)

No matter, I still win.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 06:51 AM
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I've been here all night. I was just letting you get your hopes up, so I could smash them to small pieces.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 07:57 AM
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Is that your daughter Zaphod? She's adorable!!!!!

Please do not bring the socks into this!!! Please!!! NO washing machine can stand up to the almighty sock of intoxicated stench permeating through every crevice of barney's 99c suit!!!!

I'm gone for just a few hours and you guys let barney roam free without causing any trouble, wasting your time around bumping into walls EH? Why, I expected better. 50 push ups for all of youz!!!

And while you're at it...someone stir my coffee ...cuz I SAY SO!

8 more hours of paid ATS work! Im gooooood!!! Just dont tell anyone!



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 09:44 AM
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I think i am in for the same thing today I_s_i_s

woo





posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 09:57 AM
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Originally posted by chissler
I think i am in for the same thing today I_s_i_s



You shouldnt influence me negatively like this!

This thread has become so quiet!

I WIN!!!!
BOW DOWN TO ME!!! OR ELSE...OR ELSE...I"LL CRY!!!



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 10:29 AM
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Barney loves you.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 10:31 AM
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30 minutes in to a 10 hour shift of getting paid at ATS!




I_s_i_s prepare to have your work cut out for yourself today.

9.5 hours to go!




posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 10:46 AM
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Everyone seems to be making money while they have a chance to surf ATS.
I know I'm not losing any money sitting in front of my screens.

And I get to smoke and drink scotch while I'm here.



It amazes me how long this thread is starting to get, but it could go on forever because everyone wants to win.
The real winner is Yossarian because he started the whole thing.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
And I get to smoke and drink scotch while I'm here.



Thats it.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 10:55 AM
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We just got nailed with a massive snowstorm, Im not sure why I even came to work all day. I guess I seen it as I had nothing to do all day, so I'll just be laying around here all day. Myswell get paid for it.

I'll regret this decision in about 2 or 3 hours.




posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:18 AM
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Barney is cooler than Twinkie Winkie !

Better shade of Purple... besides Twinkie Winkie DOES NOT know how to accessorize, that purse has nothing to do with his outfit.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:30 AM
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I bought two books today.

And I was talking to an Oscar winning actress on the street yesterday.



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:35 AM
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Am I missing something here?

Where did all that come from?




posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:41 AM
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It's true. I was minding her dog for her while she was in a shop.





posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by Yossarian

And I was talking to an Oscar winning actress on the street yesterday.


Well tell us Yossarian, who were you talking to???



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Good job folks! muahahahahah! Lets exterminate the planet of this horror called Barney





Ha ha ha ha! Funniest thing I've seen in days! But not as good as Elmo Kills Barney.

I win so don't post again or I'll

BOOM HEADSHOT!

The lotta ya. Ya'll been warned!



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