Last to Post Wins!

* chissler ducks

If I get hit with it in the crossfire there will be some busted heads around here

I sw3ar, I wont have anoth3r 133t 7witch. It just wont happen. Trust m3 on 7his one.

Okay, sorry, I'll stop.

So, who wants some Bawls?

Im gonna bring out cans of tuna fish and start crackin skulls

HIYA!!!

There may be some innocent bystanders struck down in this shootout

Who wants some Barney bits?

I still have some left over from earlier mwahahahahahahaha.

I am the winner!! Stop deluding yourselves.

nur nur nur nur nur nur!!!

Where hav all these Barneys been comming from? I only took...

:Looks in the box:

Uh-oh. Who ever took my dehydrated Barneys please return them before...

:A defening I LOVE YOU could be heard in the distance:

Oh great now what do we do. Not all of those were just your average 30ft Barney's you know. Some of them...

:a house explodes in the distance:

Have heavy duty plasma launchers built in. You can't even nuke them out of existance. Run for your lives.

And for a special treat..........

Baby Bop bits! Special price, only $100/bag.



Woooo hoooooo!!! Barney Hunting is BACK!!!!!

*grabs extra ammo for BFG9000*

BFG9000, better than a nuke.

[edit on 1/31/2006 by Zaphod58]

I won't let this thread die until the very last Barney is exterminated!

And then I'll move onto Baby Bop!

DEATH TO BARNEY!

Where's my nose gone? No-ones given it back yet. I want a nose...............

Well good luck with that then. Runs for the hills as a plasma blasts disintegrates the BFG9000.

Zanzibar take this banana for now. It should sufice.

*puts zanzibar's nose in Barney trap*

Oh, uh, you didn't see that, nothing to see here, move along now.

Ah, theres my nose!

OH DEAR GOD! My arm! My arms stuck in the trip! Get it out! Get it out! GET I OUT!

*Rolls around one floor screaming, not realizing that his arm is pefectly fine, and no where near the trap*

Good job folks! muahahahahah! Lets exterminate the planet of this horror called Barney

Well hopefully before they exterminate you.

:falls to the ground as another plasma blast explodes a few feet away:

First i'll re-hydrate the barney I stole. Then i'll shave off all his fur. I'll make a jacket out of the purple fur and gift it to my boss for christmas.

Then i'll chop off his tail and watch him lose balance and fall to the floor nose first.

Then i'll tie him up to Zaphod's satellite dish and watch him from the window dangling while I'm eating my extra butter popcorn.

So your the one who stole them all. You'll pay for that. Well at least as soon as things stop blowing up.

[edit on 31-1-2006 by InspectorOne]

Originally posted by InspectorOne
So your the one who stole them all.

I stole it from Zaphod's safe box ...HE stole it from you!!!!

Such accusations! You shall pay! :bash:

I dont care who stole them any more you shall both pay.

:takes out a lazer rifle and shoots wildly, several shots bounce off a barney and burn me to a crisp:

Ouch.