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posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by Zaphod58
*drives back to the thread with Barney parts all over the car*

Victory is mine!


*sneakily steals the Barney parts from all over the car whilst Zaphod is claiming the so called 'victory'*.

Now who is the victorious one?

I have all of the Barney parts AND I am last to post!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......... I'm just too good.



[edit on 31/1/2006 by redize]




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 08:03 AM
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Zaphod...Ive had to use an oxygen tank everytime I stole your socks...you can keep em.


*uses Zaphod's left sock to lure in a barney*

ONE BARNEY DOWN!!! TIMMMBEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Redize...I think his avatar is from rejected as well.

Just a wild thought: How many barney babies is that fat b*stard barney having? He should be neutered! We're running outa ammo here!



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 08:22 AM
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in all the silence... i take the win!




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 08:24 AM
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Originally posted by chissler
in all the silence... i take the win!



Alright you gotta cut that out now!




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 08:52 AM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s
Just a wild thought: How many barney babies is that fat b*stard barney having? He should be neutered! We're running outa ammo here!


Cool. I'll bring the scalpel and chloroform, you grab the restraint harness' and the muzzle. We'll nail that sucker for good!!!

Commencing operation Boycott Barney.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by redize


Commencing operation Boycott Barney.


Howz about we put in a little C4 while we're at it?



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:00 AM
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Definately hahahahahaha!!!!

Let's give him something to REALLY grin about.

[edit on 31/1/2006 by redize]



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:06 AM
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Originally posted by redize
Definately hahahahahaha!!!!

Let's give him something to REALLY grin about.

[edit on 31/1/2006 by redize]

What the heck..we'll throw in one of zaphod's left sock too. That outa be the end of barney the menance!!!


Victory!!!



But...what about the leprecauns?



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:37 AM
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Originally posted by I_s_i_s

What the heck..we'll throw in one of zaphod's left sock too. That outa be the end of barney the menance!!!


Hahahahahaha!!! That'll work.


Originally posted by I_s_i_s
But...what about the leprecauns?


First, we could lure them out with a few dozen pints of Guiness, then when they are tipsy, we could bag them up and sell them on the black market.......

......ooh, ooh, ooh. Or even e-bay!!!! wOOt

[edit on 31/1/2006 by redize]



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:40 AM
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Barney story nonsense!

Gripping his gun close to his chest, Zanzibar takes a deep breath and pokes his head around the corner.

Two Barneys, should be easy.

Slowly unclicking the safety to his rifle, Zanzibar has another look around the corner to doublecheck what he's up against.

Still two.

Taking another deep breath, Zanzibar rolls around the corner and fires off two clean shots to each of the Barneys head, both recoil from the shot and collapse slowly to the ground.

This is too easy, he thought to himself as he went to inspect his kills.

BOOM!

The wall to the right of Zanzibar explodes with a force that throws him into the other wall. Wiping blood from his head and looking through blurred eyes, Zanzibar sees it.

The real Barney.

''I'm not happy now, am I kids? You killed my offspring! You'll pay for that yo-''

Barneys head explodes as a bullet enters it, sending brain matter and cheap suit all over the place.

''That's what you get Barney for being a bugger, no-one likes buggers''

Taking the concealed pistol from his sleeve, Zanzibar drops a grenade onto Barneys corpse and limps off down the corridor.

There, Barneys dead.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:58 AM
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Unfortunately Zanzibar was dreaming. This is how Barnet died:

After putting on the dinosaur suit I came up with a flamethrower and set him on fire while listening to "Barneys on fire"




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 09:59 AM
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Unfortunately, speight89 was wrong, Zanzibar was right.

And that song is classic.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 10:21 AM
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Yea that song is legendary. Whatever happens Barney dies and that is what the whole world desires



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:29 AM
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wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOt

Barney is no more!!!


Some serious celebrations are to be had now!!!




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 11:29 AM
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Ok, he's dead...

Victory is Mine!




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 12:02 PM
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Barney may be dead, but he was just one of many. There are hundreds of while Barney's left out there. I have hunted and slaughtered them, and depleted their numbers, but the task will take many days to complete.

You think the left socks are bad, you should try the rights. I've had to wear them so often and for so long since you keep stealing the lefts that they're twice as bad!



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 12:02 PM
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Originally posted by redize


Stop making him bounce!!!! he's testing my patience!!!!



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by Zaphod58
Barney may be dead, but he was just one of many. There are hundreds of while Barney's left out there. I have hunted and slaughtered them, and depleted their numbers, but the task will take many days to complete.


Agreed.
Zanzibar..unfortunately you didnt get the real barney. You were decieved!


Zaphod I warn you..keep your right sock away from ATS or else.....i'm gonna make you watch four hours of the "nanny" ....



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 12:06 PM
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I_s_i_s

getting paid while on ATS again?

:shk:





posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by chissler
I_s_i_s

getting paid while on ATS again?

:shk:




Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!







 
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