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posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 12:10 AM
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Hahahaha, those were AMERICAN soldiers that you lured in with your vodka. My soldiers are smarter then that, matter of fact, 60% of them don't drink!!!!! And those that do know the place and time for that. Though, I did find a bottle of vodka in one of the soldiers' lockers............."soldiers!!!!!!!!!Tell me who this bottle belongs to!!!!!!!!!!Fine. Won't talk, you will be doing pushups till I find out who it belonged to. Drop down in pushup position!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(All this happened after we came back to base with the captured last post in our poccession
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posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 12:14 AM
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Excellent, tier them RS tier them out, then I shall strike and reclaim last post



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 12:35 AM
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Yeah keep talking. You can talk all you want, while I sit sipping on apple cranberry juice and looking at my prized LAST POST!



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 12:39 AM
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I have enough vodka for 40% of your troops, and enough prostitutes for the rest. Face the last post is mine



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 01:11 AM
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Sorry, but most of my soldiers are already married. And those that AREN'T wouldn't abandon their country for some hookers. Vodka is out of question, since majority of my soldier don't drink, and those that do, won't abandon their country for it. By the way, I found of which soldier the bottle belonged to and he was made to do 1000 pushups. The bottle of Vodka was disposed of. You sit around talking, but I still have the last post in my hands



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 01:17 AM
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Thats what you think my friend thats what you think.
And now I offer your troops cupcakes. How can they say no to cupcakes? Would you be able to say no to cupcakes? I thought not.
PS I farted so if you want last post enjoy the air.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 01:58 AM
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I'm afraid not, my friend, as the last post is still in my hands. My soldiers don't need cupcakes, even prostitutes are better to lure with then cupcakes


But hey, you may get the last post if we die from laughing at your replies
:lol



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 02:45 AM
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Okay how about this for your little army. Painted women of the night serving vodka flavored cupcakes?
and while he's not looking I steel last post



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 04:10 AM
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Sorry won't work. I recommend you to assemble an army so at least you can get a PEAK at the Last post. But my troops are gaurding the Last Post well.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 04:56 AM
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I'm hungry. Someone feed me.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 06:32 AM
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Hey, Zanzibar....

Where's the plastic Army dude?

You look naked like that!



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:28 AM
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Would be cool if this thread went on... til the board dies.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by Masisoar
Would be cool if this thread went on... til the board dies.


If the head honchos decide to trim the fat, this is probably one of the threads they would kill.

As a side note, I tried to create a similar thread on another discussion board and it was closed within minutes!


So be glad you have this here, for the time being.


to get back on topic, I'm the last to post!

[edit on 6/9/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:39 AM
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Check this out, I'm a singer:





posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:47 AM
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Your avatar is huge! 400w x 300h




Better trim that down...

[edit on 6/9/2006 by Mechanic 32]

[edit on 6/9/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:52 AM
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Hope that's better, I hired a band to play on this thread for a while:








posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 09:59 AM
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Whew! I though my browser was going berserk!




was also resizing it



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 02:04 PM
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WOW!

I just signed into the board and didn't know where I was.

What the hell happened?




posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 02:07 PM
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You are now on BTS, the place where we are free to be as dumb as we wish.
Just kidding, but I do have last post



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 02:11 PM
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No, at one time in history you were.

Now you are nothing but a figment in the imagination of future members who continue to post here.

.....uuhhh Ok.




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