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posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 02:59 PM
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Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
A bum came up to me saying "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"



Bum: " I havent eaten in two days!"
Me: " Did you keep ordering your food to go?"




posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:00 PM
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hmmmm... so what was the bad part ? beeing a baby ? or that she was your mother ?



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:08 PM
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I had a weird dream, Thomas Crowne went all insane and haded me the Admin position.

*nudge, nudge*




posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:11 PM
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Originally posted by Zanzibar
I had a weird dream, Thomas Crowne went all insane and haded me the Admin position.

*nudge, nudge*



TC is too busy offering up advice to hungry bums! Maybe he's in a generous mood after all...your plan just might fly Zanzibar!



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:13 PM
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I had a weird dream that the snake ate some zombie kittens, and they blew it up from the inside, and then turned into Borg, and tried to assimilate everyone, until the Enterprise came along and put them all to sleep.



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:14 PM
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If it does, my first order of Adminnessness is to ban anyone with a name that begins with,

Floopdardge

Thyen, I will fall flat on my face and wit until the wolves carry me away.



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:16 PM
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OOOOO SHINY BUTTONS MUST PRESS!!!




posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:18 PM
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What about people's names that begin with: Bloobermoonk? Surely you know they're evil?



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by Zaphod58
I had a weird dream that the snake ate some zombie kittens, and they blew it up from the inside, and then turned into Borg, and tried to assimilate everyone, until the Enterprise came along and put them all to sleep.


*pours an ice cold bucket of water over Zaphod*

Its just a dream...wake up now!



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:20 PM
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*shakes head* Man, I've either gotta get some sleep, or start drinking. I'm not sure which.



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:46 PM
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posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 03:51 PM
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Lets just call it a day.. Im leaving with the trophy.




posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:09 PM
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*Sees chissler running off with the 'I Win n00bz lol gg not n00bz lol' trophy*

Now what shall I do?

*Pulls out a .44 magnum and shoots, misses chissler and somehow manages to shoot myslef in the foot.

Ow...............



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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Thats what you get for talking gibberish!



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:16 PM
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hahahahahaha. how do you manage to shoot yourself in the foot? Man, and I thought *I* was bad shot!!!



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:16 PM
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i was n0t ta1king gibberishish n00b u is teh n00b of teh n00bz so i was 1337 of teh 1337 i pwn n00bz 1ik3 u n00bz lol gg

No sympathy yet?

we11 th3n u is teh non1337 n00b that i haxxor cos u suxxor n00bz lol gg not n00bz lol gg

Sympathy yet? Oh........

*walks off hanging head in shame*



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:18 PM
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ARRRG!!!





posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:20 PM
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ME? A N00B!!!!!!!!!

You will pay, oh, you will pay................

*walks out cackling maddly, then hits head on the door*

Ow...................



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:21 PM
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Uh ok here's a totally ignorant question: What the heck is 1337?



posted on Jan, 29 2006 @ 04:23 PM
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Shhhhhh!!!!!! Don't encourage them!!



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