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posted on May, 14 2006 @ 05:21 PM
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THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM DUNDEE.
WHO SLIPPED ON A POUND OF BUTTER,
WHEN ASKED ''DID IT HURT''?
SAID ''NOT VERY MUCH,IT WAS GREASY''
:shk:
:w:
:bash:




posted on May, 14 2006 @ 05:44 PM
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I'll just stick a quick post here while I try to figure out that limerick.



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by MrPenny
I'll just stick a quick post here while I try to figure out that limerick.


dont bother. i read it from a grafitti book 15 years ago.. still makes no sense



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:04 PM
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Thanks, I was afraid it was me and I was missing something clever or deep.



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:23 PM
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Rats! My main computer is down. Need new power supply (I hope that's all that is wrong)

I'm forced to revert to using my laptop.


I miss my mouse!



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:29 PM
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do what i did. keep running to the internet cafe every ten minutes



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:34 PM
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Originally posted by AGENT_T
do what i did. keep running to the internet cafe every ten minutes


Did you actually do that?

Nah, I'm too lazy for that. Besides my laptop woks well enough. Except no table rodent!



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:37 PM
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Plug your mouse into the laptop. Or does the laptop not have a PS2 plug?


Lesson for today....when attempting to be last...don't ask questions.



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by MrPenny
Plug your mouse into the laptop.


No ps2. But I do have a wireless usb mouse.

But lo and behold, no batteries!


Rats! Either way, it'll wait 'til tomorrow morning.

Just to think, about 6 months ago, I bought an external hd. With the specific mindset that I would use it for backup purposes. But instead used it for other things....

I just have this bad feeling in my gut, that even after I replace my power supply, my other computer won't work. And everything will be lost....



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:49 PM
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BACKUP

and

BACKUP

frequently



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 07:00 PM
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Yeah, I know MrPenny. It's kind of ironic that I would tell other people who were experiencing weird computer problems to make sure that they back everything up.

I first noticed something weird about a month ago. There was maybe two or three times that my computer rebooted for no apparent reason.

The problem stopped, so I ignored that it even happened. :bnghd:

I'm not technologically illiterate, but I still did not check it out when it happened. Even right now, there are a couple of things I should be doing, in regards to checking out the power supply.....

Okay, stand by.......

[edit on 5/14/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 07:00 PM
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''whilst working as acrew member for an airline,we had to do a short hop from the bahamas to trinidad and back.afer the passengers had boarded,news soon filtered down to second class that princess anne and her entourage would be getting on,and that first class was a no go area for stewards working in economy.

unfortunately, i had tried a few of the local delicasies and was suffering from a well known condition''caribbean ring''.soon after take off,my bowels decided to proceed to evacuate. i couldnt find a free toilet in the non-cordoned off area so i trespassed into a first class loo,where i proceeded to unload a weapons grade wmd chernobylo-poo, i opened the door to find myself face to face with non other than. hrh princess anne,after speeding away i looked back to watch her enter the gas chamber of doom.

at least th toilet seat was warm.''

exerpt from fhm little book of true stories. nighty nighty guys n gals:bash:
:w:



posted on May, 14 2006 @ 07:29 PM
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Okay, it's out of the box. And I am now 95% sure it's just a bad power supply.

I just hope it did'nt take anything else with it....

To be continued tommorow..........



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 04:13 AM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Okay, it's out of the box.


wow maybe it,s developed it,s own A I..you know? thinking outside the box



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 04:17 AM
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PTS hurts my fingers and my head, especially at this time of the morning. Time to relax and bask in the glow of the last post, while it's here.



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 04:50 AM
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Originally posted by chebob
PTS hurts my fingers and my head, especially at this time of the morning. Time to relax and bask in the glow of the last post, while it's here.


not for long..


''MY DOG HAS NO NOSE''

"how does it smell??""

"WELL, IT HAS THIS FANTASTIC NEW RECEPTOR DEVICE FITTED WHICH PROCESSES INFORMATION THROUGH A SYSTEM OF FILTERS"



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 08:08 AM
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The joke smells too.


Ha! Last post!!



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 08:45 AM
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Originally posted by MrPenny
The joke smells too.


Ha! Last post!!


DA DA DA... DA DA DE.. DA DA DE. DA DA DE, DA DA DE

LAST POST TUNE



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 09:03 AM
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LAST POSTED TUNA


Heh heh heh........



posted on May, 15 2006 @ 09:19 AM
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Originally posted by MrPenny


LAST POSTED TUNA


Heh heh heh........

aww how do you get pics to appear in the new server?:bnghd:







 
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