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posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 06:42 PM
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Alrighty, so much for the snake. Should take a couple weeks of sleep to digest that cow.




posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 06:48 PM
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*sets the alarm and slithers off to hibernation*

C'mon boy and girls, give up already while you still have your dignity! I wont brag I promise!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 06:59 PM
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*pulls out the knife and prepares to make snake skin bags*

Now where has that snake gotten to.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 07:32 PM
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In the name of snake liberation...fly free! *wheeeeeeeeee* *SPLAT!* ooops!

now...where's me teapot....this calls for a pize-winning cuppa!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 07:35 PM
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I broke all the tea pots. I punched big holes in them all, so you'll have to go out and buy a new one, and take so long that I win by default.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:02 PM
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Ooooooo...that's low! how do i make a cuppa tea now? *scheme* *plot*



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:05 PM
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Its morphin' time!

*morphes into a power ranger*

Hiyyyyyyyyaaaaaa .....

"Hello 911?...yes its an emergency... timski here is down and he seems to be leaking tea...Yes i'll hold"

*what to do in the meantime?*

*kicks the shat outa zaphod with a slick powerranger move*

Hmmmm.....A knife...Zaphod....Skinning.... FOOOOD!!!! Muahahahaha!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:06 PM
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*pushes the button that cancels Power Ranges and steals your powers*

Oops.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:14 PM
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*quietly fills zaphods coat pockets with 2 week-old krusty cat food*...teehee!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:16 PM
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*takes cat food to feed the cats with* Thanks! I was out.

*makes really lousy tea laced with lots of sedatives and laxatives and hands to timski*

Here you go. I felt kinda bad that you couldn't have some tea earlier.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:17 PM
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*Slithers off to get tamper proof buttons*

Fear my wrath!!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:19 PM
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I guess it was a good thing I bought all the tamper proof buttons.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:24 PM
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*zaps Zaphod with a ray-gun. Collects the remains in a spoon*

*stirs it in Timsky's tea....adds some TNT while at it*

Hey timsky? Here I made you some tea...

*gets a lighter*



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:28 PM
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*uses water to put my body back together*

*grabs giant hammer and smacks snake over the head and steals raygun*

*calls down airstrike to destroy all the tea plants*

HA! No tea for you!



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:33 PM
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I'm destructibibul!

Pssssssst....lock him up in Starbucks?



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:35 PM
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destructibibul? You mean we can destroy you?


*zaps snake with ray gun* ok there we go.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:38 PM
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I meant INdestr....Damn I cant spell for shat!

I deserved that one.

I'm craving a huge watermellon.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:39 PM
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*gets a catapult and fires giant watermelons at the snake*

Here ya go.



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:40 PM
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I'll get me nan to make the finest Brit pie-cuisine out of that snake...



posted on Jan, 26 2006 @ 08:43 PM
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*looks innocently at timski's nan"

Thanks nan, this tea is delicious! Snake pie? noo..I'll take that watermellon lodged in zaphods window

*nice shot zaphod!*



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