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posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 02:48 PM
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Heh heh heh.....not so fast there quickdraw....this contest is far from over....




posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 02:49 PM
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I found myself going away
Never wanting to go back again.
Leaving all my thoughts behind
Searching for some new ones inside.
-IM, Cities of the Future

I can hear the thunder booming outside. It's nice.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 03:11 PM
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Hey everybody... what do you call a chicken with suspenders???

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A) I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by DarkHelmet
Hey everybody... what do you call a chicken with suspenders???

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A) I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh, brother!!!




posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:11 PM
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Well, I have another joke for you guys!

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer. They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

So after the conference, the Microsoft employees decide to copy the Apple engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer.

When they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."



[edit on 4/3/2006 by supergeo]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:15 PM
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I'm Cojo...how are all you people doing?



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:17 PM
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Hey geo, keep it clean, keep it clean!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:18 PM
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Originally posted by The Cojo
I'm Cojo...how are all you people doing?



Hi there, Cojo! How ya doing??

I see you found BelowTopSecrets bottom of the barrel..



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:24 PM
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Braves Win

Isn't that ironic? They win just as I win here?



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:24 PM
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Oh. Sorry about that one.


Well, how have you been doing, Mechanic?



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:26 PM
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Alright, and how about you??



[edit on 4/3/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:29 PM
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Pretty good, actually.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:34 PM
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We're getting closer to being the thread with the most posts, and I'm in the lead, and I just found this joke, so all is well.



A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts although still silent stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:42 PM
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Originally posted by supergeo
We're getting closer to being the thread with the most posts


Yep... Only 2,635 more posts to go!




posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:10 PM
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GUYS! Check this out, there's this thread about people with black eyes, I've basically got black eyes, and they're all freaked!

Damn I'm lovin' it!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:25 PM
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I had a black eye once. hee hee he.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:31 PM
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Just got rid of the black eye from the baseball that hit me



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:37 PM
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Albert Pujols; two home runs

Scott Rolen; grand slam

Cardinals win opener; priceless



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:55 PM
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They only won because they weren't playing the Braves



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:01 PM
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Why no....they played the lowly Phillies. What the heck is a Philly?



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