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posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 03:26 AM
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Originally posted by chissler
Because it is probably only showing the largest threads on ATS. Certain sections are linked between ATS and BTS such as the board questions. But general chit chat where the three word story is not linked with ATS so it may not be considered.


'Three Word Story' = 6065 posts + 54108 views as of 3:24 A. M. CST

I went looking, but I missed this post but found it now. So heres the stats for three word story, for those keeping track.




posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 04:16 AM
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I'll help the cause with a little reply, 3401 posts for this thread now.

Is this thread going for the highest number of posts ?
Because it looks like your half-way there.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 09:24 AM
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Yes it is. We'll get there. Eventually.


Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointead and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"

[edit on 4/2/2006 by supergeo]



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 09:29 AM
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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He says.

"That's cool." Says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"


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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

[edit on 4/2/2006 by supergeo]



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 09:53 AM
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What's up, supergeo?



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:19 AM
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Hows everybody today.

chissler reigns victorious!



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by chissler
Hows everybody today.

chissler reigns victorious!


*pretends to have chissler, and everybody else on ignore*

I did'nt see that post, so I'm still the last to post.

But then, of course, I'm talking to myself right now.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:36 AM
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What a wonderfullllllll day it is!




posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:40 AM
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Originally posted by Mechanic 32
*pretends to have chissler, and everybody else on ignore*

I did'nt see that post, so I'm still the last to post.

But then, of course, I'm talking to myself right now.


Except crookedblue, that is.





Hey! How are you, crookedblue?



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:40 AM
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Yeah it really is, and I don't plan on moving!

I love relaxing for a whole day and just watching the tube.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:42 AM
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Well hello everyone... How's the weather?

Anybody else excited that today is opening day for the MLB??



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:44 AM
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I'm absoultley fantastic Larry!!! How about yourself



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:46 AM
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My two kittens like to lay on my laptop whenever I am on ATS. I think they enjoy reading what you guys have to say.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:46 AM
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awwwwwwwwwwwww Kittens



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:50 AM
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I'm doing GGRREEAATT!


btw - "Resident Candy Dispenser"??



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:53 AM
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I give everyone candy



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:56 AM
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MMMmmm!

Hope it does'nt taste like it's been 'at the stables'.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:59 AM
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I want all the chocolate and gummies!! All the other members told me they don't like that stuff, so it's ok if yoiu give it ALL to me.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 11:23 AM
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Hmmm there is ppl here today, oh well no chance of winning but i will give it a go lol.

I have a new juice maker, tis very good, anyone want one? I'm having a strawberry and banana smoothy.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 11:25 AM
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Sounds good, throw one over pickle!




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