We don't care, we just appear that way 'cause you've got a bad head.
Now, be a good person and go lie down on your bed with the curtains, blinds or whatever shut tight.
Put on some really gentle water music and try to relax.
If you can relax, then your mind will start to heal your brain and hey presto! No more

headache.
If that don't work, tough. Get

bladdered and wake up with a hangover. At least you'll know what caused it!