Here is one and sadly it is a true story.
Some background. I am Cherokee and I used to live in New Hampshire. My wife is from South Korea.
When we first came to Texas, we went to a local grocery store. After doing our shopping the bagger decided to strike up a conversation with my wife
and I.
He told us that he had just graduated Suma Cum Laude from high school as was going to go to TCU in the fall.
He then asked us where were we from. I replied, that my wife was from Korea and that I was from NH. He then asks what country NH was in. I thinking
nothing of it informed him that NH was part of the United States and was one of the origional 13 colonies. His reply..... He was never good at
Socialogy.

My wife right then decide that our children would never attend public schools in Texas!