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If ATS was Real Life...

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posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:13 AM
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Your attraction to someone would be based on the number of ATS, BTS, PTS points they have and their avatar.

Everybody would walk around wearing tinfoil hats.

It would be perfectly acceptable to pull out a flamethrower and well, flame somebody!

There would be trolls living underground.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone.

During a long conversation you'd have to begin with "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:"

You would have to paint your walls using Photoshop.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your f***ing arse off.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know giving you U2Us.

When you tell somebody some information, you'd have to give a URL to back-up your statements.

Anybody else got some more they'd like to share?




posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:18 AM
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In real life ATS would be the NWO



posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:20 AM
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If ATS was Real Life, The Ban Hammer would be only available to elite countries, while we try to stop Iran from gaining the necessary Wood for producing such a mighty hammer.




posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:22 AM
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The 3 amigos would be 60ft tall and have King athurs sword

When you swaer you only say "HASH HASH HASH HASH"

[edit on 12-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]



posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:32 AM
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Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE


When you swaer you only say "HASH HASH HASH HASH"



[edit on 12-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]


And then your banned for "Drug Talk".


Haha, I had to.



posted on Jan, 12 2006 @ 10:36 AM
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And then your banned for "Drug Talk".


Then bansished from society to 2nd rate civilations wanting to get back to ATS with a diffrent name -coughcoughNRcoughcough- but be beatin' outta town by SO and king authers sword



posted on Jan, 27 2006 @ 05:38 PM
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I'd be in debt
and
it would be because



mirthful me screwed me over!!!!!!!



posted on Jan, 27 2006 @ 05:50 PM
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You would still be a citizen of the best community on the planet, free to speak your mind and discuss your thoughts and ideas without fear of reprisal!




posted on Jan, 27 2006 @ 05:52 PM
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Until the ol' patroit act AKA the T&C kicks in haha ,lol




[edit on 27-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]

[edit on 27-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]



posted on Jan, 27 2006 @ 11:23 PM
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uuuuhhhh...

I'm probably gonna look stupid saying this but...

what does T&C stand for

If ats was real life then we'd have an air force



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 03:24 AM
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T&C = Terms and Conditions - rules in other words.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 03:33 PM
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I wouldn't be so
young

and I'd be once again screwed over my mirthful me

SMITE ME AGAIN O MIGHTY SMITER




posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 03:39 PM
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we'd be attacked daily by dancing bananas.



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 03:41 PM
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.

Individuals you thought of as friends might look like monkeys, fighter planes, superheroes or fantabulous babes. There would be no object permanence, and people might look totally different from one moment to the next.

Except no one would be fat.


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posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 03:43 PM
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I'd have.......


UZI's


and negative points because mirthful me screwed me over



posted on Jan, 31 2006 @ 04:52 PM
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Yes, tristan, you'd have all the uzi's you could muster.


But you could only shoot to the right; and no one would be hurt by them, merely offended.


On the other hand, they'd all be perfectly silenced.



[edit on 31-1-2006 by dr_strangecraft]



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by xeroxed88
Anybody else got some more they'd like to share?


There would always be plenty of "whine" with cheese...



Moderator Monkeys, not just for being flameproof anymore...



posted on Feb, 1 2006 @ 01:14 PM
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I only have one thing to add:

You have voted xeroxed88 for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have two more votes this month.


This thread gave me a good laugh, so you get one of my votes.

Thanx...
anx.......



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 11:47 AM
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Thanks, anxietydisorder!


I have one more to add:

If ATS was real life, I'd walk round with a HUUGE smile on my face everytime somebody voted me for WATS! Especially now, because I have flu and happiness is the best cure IMO.

Thanks again!



posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 01:49 PM
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If Ats were real life,

1. you could change your physical location with a few keystrokes.

2. There'd be no hunger, need to potty, or actual sex (hey, wait a minute!!!)

3. I could edit my comments before my wife saw them.




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