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posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 05:20 AM
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*drops a bunch of banana IED on the floor so you slip face first in remains of pies*



"Banana ackbar!"




posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 05:20 AM
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*grabs dumplings out of the air and eats them*

*fires back with frozen apple pies from gatling pie launcher*



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 05:26 AM
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*deftly dodges each and every pie, foot hits banana skin, face hits pastry and apple...



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 08:57 AM
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*slips on own banana peel, slap forehead in shame, then eat pieces of apple pie from face, hmmmm... apple pie*



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 01:27 PM
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*Comes out of fruitcake bunker*

Sugoi!

*Opens special briefcase handcuffed to wrist, and activates nuclear carrot missile satelites*

*Deploys jello shield*

*Fires pea rail-gun's*



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 01:46 PM
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dun dun dun....brings out school peas and loads onto high velocity S.P.O.O.N. lauchers. back down...



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 06:21 PM
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Launches bacon-piercing potato shells towards London. Get's YF-111s armed with Thermo-Cheese potatos and puts them on standby.



posted on Jan, 13 2006 @ 07:11 PM
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Tag teams with Gimme ((Cuz that's just what we do))

And I'm bringing along the catapult.

There will be flying cows in the Brits's general direction~



posted on Jan, 14 2006 @ 03:38 AM
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*wheels trojan rabbit to the brits front gate*

Right then Alcor, tonight, after they take it into the castle, you and I will jump out and hit them with lettuce and pizza bombs, with pineapple handgrenades. Oh wait....

*runs in fear as trojan rabbit flies at us*



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:03 AM
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*takes burrito and throws it at alcor*



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:04 AM
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No attacking alcor!!!
pulls out bottles of sour milk of death.



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:05 AM
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takes out the almighty 'lamonade' snowcone and pegs it at trutt* WHAT NOW!



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:06 AM
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fires H. A. M. defense fighters. Rot in a pile of moldy meat!!!!



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:08 AM
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MOLDY MEAT? ha i laugh at you ... taste black eyed pea soup deystroyer



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:09 AM
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i am too much for you with my mothers special meatloaf!



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:10 AM
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silly fool mere pea soup cannot penetrate H.A.M. defenses



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:11 AM
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ahhh yes but have you forgotten i am backed by S.P.A.M.



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:13 AM
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and allied with
is KFC



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:14 AM
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yes but you forget...I have hungry hawaiians. *watches them feast on your S.P.A.M.*



posted on Jan, 15 2006 @ 02:14 AM
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i am too much for you Trutt mmmmm victory




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