Too quiet

gets another mai tai and stapes it to hand

grabs cpr's appletini and throws it at his space station

--Kit.

Honeslty you think that can stop us? You don't even know where we are let alone our advanced H.A.M. protection systems...

my appletini was magic and like... I drank it already.... *magicallly fills another martini glass and sips it*

[edit on 1/11/06 by cpr12r]

ahhh, the Strawberry MIRV [patent pending]




Vengance will be mine

cpr and i will laugh at your demise. Hail the H. A. M. defenses.

Nothing shall penetrate the H.A.M defences...!

Launches ICPM's (intercontinental balastic potota missiles) against the Brits. Scrambles F/A 18s and F-22s capable of evading the H. A. M. system. Launches B-52s equipped with H. A. M. jammers.

launches H. A. M. super ucavs, capable of greasing and destroying the closing armada.

*emerges smelling faintly of artichoke

You do realise you're just fighting over a jammy mess don't you?

*chucks pumpkin pie frisbee style, hitting first UCAV, bouncing from that to every other in the formation reducing each cutting edge piece of food war equipment into a fruity pastry clogged scrap

pulls out H. A. M. cannon defenses. Sending slugs of super heated halebenaro laced cheyenne peppers filled with superheated afterglow sauce. Even destroying one will send superheated plasma like substances everywhere...completely destroying YOU.

*pulls out mystic pig trotter of protection

BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNN!

Fires ribeye steak missile. the sheer grace of ribeye cancels out your pork

And now a sequel to the chicken gun:::


The FRIED chicken gun!

Originally posted by Alcor
The FRIED chicken gun!

Why would you fry your gun? That makes NO sense.

*whips out pickled onion of dooom

I want you to think verrrrry carefully before you make your next move folks...

sends signal out from space colony, detonating your pickeled onion of doom, while also putting molassass shield up to thwart any kind of after affects. I win you lose

Your dark science is no match for my light magic. The pickled onion of dooom preempts all action, and acts accordingly.

heightens shields to mollassas and that chocolate that hardens
we win

*prepares chemical weapons made with coke and pop rocks


Ahahahahahahaha thats what YOU think!

prepares 2 year old milk kept in temperature of 100 degrees f

Ever get the feeling that its just the two of us left here?