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posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:47 PM
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launches new anti lard soap. EAT DAWN. good for breaking up your oily crap




posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:50 PM
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*breaks out the super stinky rotten milk covered lindburgher cheese and starts shooting*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:51 PM
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breaks out cedar chips, your scent is absorbed and replaced by a charming odor. bring it woman



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:54 PM
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attacks with nuclear chips ahoy. ma hahah THERES YOUR COOKIE!!!!



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:55 PM
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*enters artichoke implosion weapon storage...


ooops









posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:58 PM
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launches lasagna bomba!!




posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:00 PM
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Oh yeah?

*launches nuclear halibut attack*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:03 PM
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launches large yield nuclear steak!!


[edit on 11-1-2006 by truttseeker]



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:04 PM
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*launches GPS guided Hydrogen pizza*




[edit on 1/11/2006 by Zaphod58]



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:06 PM
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im sorry i have been forced to do this....launches chicken bird flu



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:07 PM
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*puts on hazmat gear*


*launches mad cow hamburgers*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:08 PM
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laughs because mad cow isnt transmissible into humans.

*slap*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:12 PM
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That's what YOU think. *laughs maniaclly*

*slaps truttseeker with rotten meat*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:17 PM
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And now for a serving of greasy, American justice!

*fires burgers with little American flags on toothpicks sticking out of the buns at the Brits*

MWAHAHHAHAHA! And NOW for some diversity *evil grin*

*launches sauerkraut cannons*

*throws blobs of cranberry left over from Thanksgiving at people*

Mind if I join in?


--Kit.

[edit on 11/1/2006 by Kitsunegari]



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:19 PM
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shoots you in the face with grease gun



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:21 PM
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*sits in secret space colony base thingy and laughs maniacally*

They shall all cry i nfear of me! mauhahaha!

*launches the Ub3rm4c (ubermac) burger which includes enough heart attack causing power (10^10^100) That you shall all die*

Muahhahaha! The final hour is at hand!

[edit on 1/11/06 by cpr12r]



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:23 PM
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goes to space colony and sips mai tai



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:24 PM
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*grabs trutt's mai tai and throws it*

--Kit.



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:25 PM
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*sips an appletini*

Ahhh lounging while destroyign you all....

edit: kit you can be in our group if you want... mauhaha a 3 way federation....

[edit on 1/11/06 by cpr12r]



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 10:25 PM
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*uses anti-sattelite cholesterol burger missile at space station causing it to crash*



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