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posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:15 PM
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*puts food tray in front of bratwurst and cheerios*

*opens fire with spaghetti gun*




posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:17 PM
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strikes at your spaghetti gun with rebellious mac n cheese militia , with minute prepared easy mac at the ready for combat



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:19 PM
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*sends in the rats at the mac and cheese*

*fires back with giant meatballs*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:20 PM
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launches grated cheese chaff to divert atacking rats...my numbers are to strong to be killed by simple balls of meat!!!



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:23 PM
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*launches lasgna strike to follow up the meatballs*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:24 PM
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scoffs at lasagna.....attacks with pastas of all shapes and sizes. thank you to chef boyardee and barilla



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:25 PM
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*eats everything thrown*

*fires back balut eggs*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:26 PM
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*gets vexed and beats truttseeker with a pork chop



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:26 PM
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Checks chemical stockpiles. Dumps rotten milk on all of your weapons, causing them to be soggy and have the worst smell ever.



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:27 PM
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accepts blows from implosion....then beats back with filet mignon!!!



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:28 PM
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*launches giant prime rib attack*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:29 PM
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pulls out full rack of ribs from area usda. flattening all bases for miles



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:30 PM
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*ducks behing hard cover and fires wire guided sweetbreads



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:32 PM
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rains gps guided fruit loops at you from an undisclosed bunker...viva la carpet bombing!!!!!



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:33 PM
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*gets in giant robot made out of breakfast meats*

Fear my tastyness for you cannot beat me

*takes out orange juice beam rifle*



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:35 PM
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pulls out greasy sausage, grease binds your gears. launches rotten milk and kills any form of life around you.



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:37 PM
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My machine is powered by grease! Muahahaha!

*fires a hydrogen big mac artery clogging supernuke*

1 PWN j00



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:40 PM
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*launches heat seeking pigs trotters

*finds keys to artichoke implosion weapon storage



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:40 PM
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I hereby declare a truce and almighty pact of godliness between me and cpr. W3 w1ll PWN u @ll



posted on Jan, 11 2006 @ 09:46 PM
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*launches laser guided lard attack*



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