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Cow Escapes!!!

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posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 07:40 PM
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today near the missouri river a cow escape from a slaughter house. Dodges a train, cars, and swims through the missouri river to escape his fate. Even withstood 3 tranquillers from police, finally penned and tooken back to the slaughter house where the cow was put in a stronger pen with a stronger fence.

Story link site: www.msnbc.msn.com...

LOL, i thought i would bring some humor to ATS


Mod Edit: allCAPS title

[edit on 8-1-2006 by kinglizard]




posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 07:42 PM
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*laugh* We had a cow escape, and commit suicide once here. They tried to catch it, and herded it onto a freeway overpass, where it jumped and landed on the freeway below. Needless to say, it didn't survive. But I would have loved to have a picture of some of the drivers on the freeway that day.



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 07:42 PM
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Sounds like the Mr. Magoo for cows...


EDIT: I just read Zaphod58's post... I'll pass on the photos...



[edit on 8-1-2006 by loam]



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 08:18 PM
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Please take some time to read the thread listed below. This story is funny but ATS isn't for funny. We appreciate the fact that you just wanted to bring a smile to the faces of other members but we don't smile here...lol

Seriously though the Other Current Events forum is for "World Events of Major Importance" or "Conspiracy Related News Reports".

Appropriate Current Event Topics - ALL MEMBERS READ

I will be moving this thread soon......



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 08:22 PM
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That cow deserved to live!
Oh well she wil make someone a nice steak anyway...



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 08:29 PM
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Someone right president Bush, we need to get that cow a pardon!

Hey, he did it for a turkey!



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 08:29 PM
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Aww, I can't believe they gonna kill it anyway. A cow like that should be left alive because of how cool it is lolol.



posted on Jan, 8 2006 @ 08:58 PM
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Originally posted by kinglizard
This story is funny but ATS isn't for funny. We appreciate the fact that you just wanted to bring a smile to the faces of other members but we don't smile here...


ROTFLMAO!


Yes. For some, that appears to be in direct proportion to severity of the subject matter found in these forums. For others, ...well let's just say they're special.


We like 'em anyways...







 
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