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Thief gives out own phone number

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posted on Jan, 6 2006 @ 07:23 AM
This is hilarious

Thief gives out own number

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A man apparently looking for free lunch was arrested for allegedly assaulting a pizza delivery man.

Police say Virgil Dennis ordered three pies from Pizza Hut at lunchtime Tuesday and gave the address of a vacant apartment downstairs from his own. When the driver arrived, authorities say 22-year-old Dennis pressed a knife against the delivery man's neck and demanded the pizzas.

The crime was reported and police traced the number Dennis provided Pizza Hut to an apartment two floors up from the one where the pies were delivered. When officers arrived there, they said a young man and woman opened the door, holding a small girl who was eating a slice of pizza...

Read on, trust me, this had me laughing for a hot minute

Is this what it has come to, really ?

posted on Jan, 6 2006 @ 07:33 AM
This is the funnist thing ive heard all day.

posted on Jan, 6 2006 @ 08:15 AM
This actually reminds me of something a few years ago that happened around in my home town. A pizza delivery girl was attacked with a knife and only the pizzas where stolen.

From the Southern Standard
A pizza delivery woman had her throat cut while making a delivery on Old Viola Road Saturday evening - a crime in which her attacker took only pizza and left the money behind.

Please visit the link provided for the complete story.

[edit on 1/6/2006 by hatchedcross]

posted on Jan, 7 2006 @ 02:41 AM
Lmao, hillarious

Here's a few more good ones:

Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

No city given: A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.


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