You know you British when......

Go on give it a go, lets see what turns up.

I'll start.

'When you rush your Crismass dinner, to watch the Queen chatting for a hour'.

You know your British when you see a bath towel on a sun lounger whilst on holiday and assume it belongs to a German..

You know youre British when you can get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance.




[edit on 5-1-2006 by SapphireHarlequin]

When you call French fries "Chips"

You know you're British when you stick a freakin' "U" into a word like "favorite".

We Americans took that letter out for a reason. Please get with the program.

Peace

p.s. I kid because I care.

You know you british when your teath look like dice(robed off the yo-mamma thread)

You know your british when all the steets have real names, not numbers.

you know your british when your big mac isnt realy that big(its tiny compeard to the yanks).

You know you're British when you're happy someone won 2 matches in the Wimbledon tennis tournament.

You know you're British when you're smug that there were riots in France, and you're grateful for the big mass of water that separates you.

You know you're British when you declare "England first!".

You know you're British when someone argues against America going to war in Iraq, and you try and sneak away.



[edit on 7-1-2006 by mashup]

when you say PIP PIP ol Chap

Originally posted by picklewalsh
'When you rush your Crismass dinner, to watch the Queen chatting for a hour'.

You know your losing your marbles if you rush your food to watch that parasitic bitch!

Stop or I'll...

Shoot!!! wait...
Yell at you?
Spray you with pepper spray?
I dunno... You get the point though right?

You're walking along, minding your own business, then,

SPLAT!!

your crushed by a giant foot

CHEERS!!

[edit on 7-1-2006 by Rasobasi420]

....When your jealous of a hourse for having good teeth

You know your British if you actually look forward to a Hugh grant movie...

You know your British when..

you have a disfunctional Royal Family.

you are offended by iced tea........

You know your British when your tanks say "Best before 1961".

Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
....When your jealous of a hourse for having good teeth

....When some lovely bloke on the other side of the rock, who you've never met casts aspersions on your dental hygiene.

Originally posted by Implosion

Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
....When your jealous of a hourse for having good teeth

....When some lovely bloke on the other side of the rock, who you've never met casts aspersions on your dental hygiene.

When some bloke less than 100miles aways , who you've never met casts aspersions on your dental hygiene*

when you dont havbe to ask about the weather because you know it is going to be overcast.

when you come up with such great ideas as exporting all your criminals to a tropical paradise

When you constantly moan about giving the world a multitude of different sports, just for the 'bloody foreiners' to keep beating you at them

When you think speaking LOUDLY and SLOWLY in English, will suddenly make sense to the locals while on holiday abroad



[edit on 9-1-2006 by ridcully]