Create Your own conspiracy theory

i have just stumbled on a website that lets you make your own conspiracy theory it just a bit of fun but tell me what u think

www.cjnetworks.com...

In order to understand MLA style Formatting you need to realize that everything is controlled by a United AutoWorkers of America made up of Stewart Jacobites with help from Baseball Players.
The conspiracy first started during The Battle of Adrianople in Hawaii. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the founding of the City of Seattle.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by stuttering.

They want to punch in the mouth liberators and imprison resisters in New Jersey using Jetpacks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Turning Left. Since the media is controlled by Samuel Adams we should get our information from Otto von Bismarck.

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In order to understand Islamist Terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a fundamentalists made up of wahhbists with help from Saud Royal Family.
The conspiracy first started during 9-11 in New York. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 911.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by ranting.

They want to bombing jihadis and imprison resisters in New Jersey using trucks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must attack. Since the media is controlled by Gore we should get our information from Bush.

I just couldn't help but to keep New Jersey as the place no one wants to go to

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Crimson Chin you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Talking Dog made up of Mexicans with help from Celeberities.
The conspiracy first started during World War II in Antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Thumb Sucking.

They want to Slap Hippies and imprison resisters in Hell using Trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Fight. Since the media is controlled by Democrats we should get our information from George Bush.





What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand AboveTopSecret you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Administrator made up of Moderators with help from other council members.
The conspiracy first started during The Days of Conpiracy in planet Earth. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the disclosures of stuff I can't remember right now.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Denying Ignorance.

They want to deny ignorance and imprison resisters in the ignorant zone using the amazing power of computers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Deny Ignorance. Since the media is controlled by weirdos we should get our information from ATS.



lol I'm having fun with this Good Find!


[edit on 8-1-2006 by Striker122]

In order to understand jesus never lived you need to realize that everything is controlled by a jews made up of nazis with help from old people.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in dublin. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the popes death.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking your nose.

They want to la roits lutherians and imprison resisters in chernobyl using planes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill there mothers. Since the media is controlled by clinton we should get our information from neo cons.

hahaha nice find

[edit on 8-1-2006 by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE]

In order to understand the mind of a Drunkard you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Booze Cult made up of Mario Lookalikes with help from Little Gay Luigis.

The conspiracy first started during The Mad Kim Festival in North Korea. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The downfall of the Beard.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the aroma of rotten Parsnips.

They want to Sodomize Giraffes and imprison resisters in Greenland using Tractors.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Get drunk. Since the media is controlled by Ginat fish we should get our information from AskJeeves.com.

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[edit on 8-1-2006 by chebob]