What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Crimson Chin you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Talking Dog made up of Mexicans with help from
Celeberities.
The conspiracy first started during World War II in Antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl
Harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Thumb Sucking.
They want to Slap Hippies and imprison resisters in Hell using Trains.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Fight. Since the media is controlled by Democrats we should get our information from George Bush.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand AboveTopSecret you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Administrator made up of Moderators with help from other
council members.
The conspiracy first started during The Days of Conpiracy in planet Earth. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including
the disclosures of stuff I can't remember right now.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Denying Ignorance.
They want to deny ignorance and imprison resisters in the ignorant zone using the amazing power of computers.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Deny Ignorance. Since the media is controlled by weirdos we should get our information from ATS.
lol I'm having fun with this Good Find!
[edit on 8-1-2006 by Striker122]