My French Lesson. (Yarr!)

I thought I'd share an old(ish) story of mine from my school days:

Back in my school days, I studied French. One day it was "National Talk like a Pirate Day", so my friends and I did just that in our french lesson. After many a "Yarr!" and "OOARGHH!", etc. the teacher was insanely pissed with us. Later in the lesson, she went to get something from another room in the school and I took the opportunity to write on the board, "Wipe my arse and hoist the sails! YARRR!". When she arrived back at the class room, she instantly knew it was either me or my friends so she told us to stay behind after the lesson.
So, we stayed back and she asked us, "What on Earth am I going to do with you?" So I replied, "Yarr! Make us walk t'plank!"

...she then told me to leave.