Hello ATS...Happy New Year!

I'm superhooptyratchetclanker. Damn glad to meet ya.
I was awake for all of four minutes this morning before I broke all my New Year's resolutions,
but I believe it is a scientifically proven fact that there is a general amnesty for that kind of stuff until sundown...right?
Anyway, happy to be here and I hope to learn much and impart my own brand of demented logic and shaky theories of life, the universe and everything upon you all.
God, I need a beer.

Welcome superhooptyratchetclanker

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Greetings Monkeys, not just for saying "Hi" anymore...

I appreciate the kind welcome.
I will try to deny ignorance as often as possible. Sadly, I can not deny my own ignorance. I think it may be genetic or something.
Ya see, Dad was a Russian sailor, and well, you know...
What was I saying?
Oh yeah...
Thanks very much for the greetings, and I hope to offer some prime Skunk Ape footage soon...my neighbor swears it's just racoons, but why would racoons knock over my garbage can and just happen to home in on the jar of caviar and ignore the half eaten Big Mac? Hmmm?
Uhm...oh yeah, thanks.
Still need beer.

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