Q: Who Is Guru Adrian?
A: 300 years ago, aged seven, Adrian Speshelperson discovered the Secret of Eternal Youth with his Jnr Science Kit, and has not aged a day since. Now he means different things to different peoples of the world: In France hes The Guru You Have When Youre Not Having A Guru. In Australia he's The God of Fun. In Japan, The Guru of No Wave Consciousness.
Q: What Is Adrianetics?
A: Adrians revolutionary Philosophy of Fun,
Adrianetics, or Adrianism, is an ontological paradigm that helps us master consciousness and avoid becoming Groan Adults.