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Originally posted by 27jd
Of course not, I was just taking a stab at humor.
Another reason nobody likes America, I don't think they get our sarcastic jokes and think we're being a-holes when most of the time we're messing around.
I guess you guys are just used to absurd, slapstick humor.
How will I ever know that the heck Irn-Bru tastes like? I'm kinda forced to take the word of someone else, unless I ever get the chance to travel, or you send me a can.
Well, if somebody offers me a drink and I ask "what's in this", and they say "don't worry about it", I'm gonna have a few reservations about drinking it.
I've seen it on TV when searching the channels to find extreme cage fighting matches to watch.
Maybe we're just so extreme, that when we run out of enemies to engage, our thirst for blood drives us to attack even our closest allies....on "accident", of course.
How am I a hypocrite? I never said Sunkist sucked.
Originally posted by cantfoolme
majic-
that's just it America is THE world power, with that title comes scrutiny. when America fumbles the whole world jumps on it like stink on poo.
Originally posted by cantfoolme
i am one of the members that has probably done enough America bashing but i always make it clear that i have yet to find a better alternative
Originally posted by devilwasp
American humour....its a difficult concept.
Actually we dont mind it, but you dont mess with the irn bru.
Hell I could send you a a crate, its only £1.19 for a 2 litre bottle.
(Thats 2 dollars btw..)
Well they say whats mostly in it but there is a secret ingrediant, the reason coca cola havnt ripped them off yet.
Ever seen it pitch side? Really good sport.
Hmm well I dunno, you dont hear of american units charging the enemy with bayonets when they run out of ammo now do you?
You complain that britain has problems but America has them to.
Originally posted by 27jd
We can't mess with Irn Bru, we can't mess with Guiness. Ya gotta give us something you aren't fiercely proud of to bat around.
Yeah, but shipping's a byotch I'm sure.
Ah, kind of like the secret ingredients in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Don't worry, I'm sure Coke has reverse engineering experts on it as we type. We'll call it US-Brew EXTREME!
Actually at one time I was thinking about playing believe it or not, a guy at my gym wanted me to play for some amateur league he was in. My schedule didn't permit at the time, it does now but I haven't seen him in awhile. If I do I'll probably check it out.
Nah, they do it all the time, even before they run out of ammo. The news just doesn't report it because they like to stab out the enemy's eyes with the bayonets first, and let's just face it, kids don't need to know that stuff. Totally extreme.
All humor aside, I never complained about GB. I cited that lame report that listed Scotland as the most violent place in the civilized world as an 'intended to be silly' reply to another poster's assertion that America loves violence. Again, my humor failed. People sometimes think statistics or studies allow them to generalize, as Majic pointed out, and that's what I was trying less effectively to do. Bottom line is, we all have problems. I just want to see others (not you) stop focusing on us, take a good look around the globe, and come to the realization we're by far not the only thing wrong with it.
Originally posted by devilwasp
We let you have the french...
In some cases its easier to buy things in america and get them sent here, pity those things are MADE here...
Na, mr Connery will see to it that it remains off limits.
Its a "gentlemans" sport....rough and dity.
Ah anyone can do it with bullets in the gun, but not everyone can do it with no bullets, a POS rifle and a rather scary looking west coaster shouting at you in some kind of northern slurr...
I agree your not the only thing thats wrong and I am sorry I took it wrong but I am feircely proud of my country.
But...thats the problem we misinterpt, we generalise, we make mistakes and our goodwill is almost always mistaken for ill givings.
I wonder....what the effect would be if the US declared itself neutral?
I mean imagine it doing a sweeden, focusing 100% of its energies on itself.
No more US troops placed world wide, every troop home, every missile and plane at home.
Originally posted by 27jd
Yeah, but they were all used up by the Monty Python crew.
Yeah, I'm sure homeland security would empty the contents before it got to me. Besides, Irn Bru looks too much like Bird flu, it wouldn't make it to port.
Even he has a price. American soft drink companies own like 80% of earth, and I think even a percentage of the moon.
So is female mud wrestling, which I'd prefer to watch. And referee if they'd let me.
Sounds almost like a personal experience.
I think most people all over the world are, and ironically that's one of the things many say they dislike about America. Perhaps if we could all evolve to be fiercely proud of our planet first, many problems could be solved.
We'd probably get criticized to no end.
Originally posted by devilwasp
I feel really annoyed at some of my countrymen, they look up to you guys like gods and say "wow we should live there look its soo great" when infact WE could be JUST as great.
I am not getting at you guys but more the ignorant people here.
Originally posted by devilwasp
Lol sory mate, boxing day , tired, 2 hours sleep, little sister annoying and half a ton of other exscuse which mean squat for what I did.
It just annoys me that my own people think that there country isnt "worth it" and want to move away yet will stay in the damm country , moan about it and "stand" behind the flag.
I mean wth?
Originally posted by helium3
IMHO you would really have to be quite uneducated to "Hate America". Me, i have meet 2 Americans and they where very nice people. But you cannot judge a social population because there president is a monkey.
Its really unfair to judge a country by %2 of its population (the government).
Originally posted by Majic
Disobedience: The Unforgivable Sin
Originally posted by masterp
America is not hated due to jealousy or because they are leaders. They are hated for their foreign policy:
Talk about proving my point! Every “sin” listed is an example of the U.S. not doing what other people want it to do.
What people hate is the fact that the U.S. acts according to its interests -- or more accurately, the interests of its ruling power elite.
The fact that every other nation in the world does exactly the same thing is irrelevant, because we're talking about the U.S. here, right?
The bottom line is simple enough to understand. The laments are all the same: The U.S. doesn't do want we want it to do!
I'll cry tomorrow.
Bring It On
But hey, let's not let it end there. Let's put it to the test and see if all this juvenile carping is justified.
I challenge any member to hold up any nation as an example of virtue that the U.S. can't match.
Let's subject any other nation in the world to the same scrutiny the U.S. tolerates, and see how well it does.
Go on. I dare you.
Heck, I double dog dare you.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Come on, national chauvinists, show us what you got. Right here, right now.
Name a country, and allow ATS to scrutinize it for “moral and national correctness.”
Come on. Are you chicken?
Bring it on. Let's see who's morally superior.
Put your best foot forward, and be prepared to eat it, because every country has dirt on it, even those nations who have basked in the Pax Americana and show their gratitude by bitching about America.
Come on, holier than thou anti-Americans.
Show us what's better.
Put up or shut up.
I dare you.
Fair Warning: You will be held to the same criteria America is held to. Good luck, suckers. :shk:
Not admitting one's mistakes is a sign of immaturity. Responsible leaders are the ones that know when to say "my bad".
Originally posted by Majic
Come on, holier than thou anti-Americans.
Show us what's better.
Put up or shut up.
Originally posted by masterp
That's easy enough: Germany, France, Scotland, Spain, Italy, Sweden, Greece, Switcherland, Austria, Japan, Australia, for example. There are many more.
Don't be surprised by the presence of Germany, Italy and Japan. After WWII, they haven't done anything wrong.
Originally posted by masterp
Yes, let's do that. Let's take post-war France, for example:
When it was the last time the French army was engaged in a war?
Originally posted by masterp
When it was the last time France helped a dictator?
Originally posted by masterp
When it was the last time France stole the national identity of one country and assigned it to another?
Originally posted by masterp
When it was the last time France refused to sign an international deal for the environment?
Originally posted by masterp
When it was the last time French secret services where involved in an international scandal?
Originally posted by masterp
Not admitting one's mistakes is a sign of immaturity. Responsible leaders are the ones that know when to say "my bad".
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