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Originally posted by Yuriko Oyama
Once in my math class, our teacher read us this article on why Santa isn't real. One of the things I remember is that to go everywhere around the world visiting every house, he would have to be traveling very very very fast (don't remember the exact number or estimation) which would be impossible because humans can't move that fast and therefore he would end up being a giant ball of goo or something... same for his reindeer.
One Q though, why is Satan an alien?
Honestly though, I don't think he's an alien... I think he doesn't exist. I mean why would aliens spend their valuable time to make little human children laugh and be happy?