"The Grinch and Ebenezer Scrooge are, despite what Adam Sander says, Jewish."
First, let me thank both Amorymeltzer and Nygdan for allowing this opportunity to participate once again in this holiday debate. It allows me to once
again face my honorable opponent from the earlier series of debates, the great word warrior JBurns. Best of luck and May the best man win!
I have the easy side of this argument. Think about it, just how hard will it be to show that both Mr. Scrooge as well as Mr. Grinch must have been
Jewish? Let’s see, they both hated Christmas, They both hated laughter, they both hated songs of rejoice. All either character was interested in was
their own self appeasement! Mr. Scrooge who coveted gold to the point that he refused to even allow his poor slave, um I mean his employee Mr.
Cratchit, to even add a lump of coal to the fire in order to warm himself. By denying Cratchit this, he saved himself the cost of the coal and then
turns around and docks Cratchit’s wages for not performing his duties. Simply brilliant!
As for Mr. Grinch, ah, the icon of icons! His heart was two sizes too small! Who’s head starts a pounding when the Who’s living in Whoville miles
away start singing Christmas carols Then as icing on the cake, Mr. Grinch comes up with a dastardly plan to steal all of the presents food and the
ornaments from the Who’s so that they would have nothing to celebrate.
Both of these fictional characters have no belief in Christmas, and do not want others to celebrate this holiday. As per the Torah, Jesus is only a
false prophet, so no one should celebrate a false prophet’s birth. Mr. Scrooge and Mr. Grinch are only out to save others from worshiping false
prophets so that when the real prophet arrives, everyone will be ready for him!
For those who may not be familiar with the song that gives birth to the topic of this debate, I offer the link below which will bring you to lyrics of
the song.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah!
Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song


Best of luck buddy! Believe me, I was quite happy when I realized you and I
would have another chance at it
). Does Scrooge not end up a
kind, and caring person by the end of this story? 