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posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:13 PM
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The first person who makes me laugh out loud, in the next 5 minutes, gets 1,500 ATS points...

tick...
tick...
tick...

Springer...




posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:14 PM
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Ahh crap, what makes an admin literally laugh out loud? Is it the cat in the freezer?, no, is it this funny looking face
, no? WHAT IS IT MAN?!


Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.

Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: You have a gun in there?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?

[edit on 12/22/0505 by brodband]



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:15 PM
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are racist and your mom jokes alloweD?



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:15 PM
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NO Staff/Councillors, etc...


Springer...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:16 PM
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Edit: Deleted ¯\(º_o)/¯

[edit on 12/22/05 by TsunamiLight]



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:17 PM
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Originally posted by TsunamiLight
are racist and your mom jokes alloweD?


NO.. This ATS...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:17 PM
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awwh,, thats cool, im takin my ball and goin home



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:17 PM
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I'll try.

The topic 'Annoying People'.

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:17 PM
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oh... ¯\(º_o)/¯ no idea then



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by TsunamiLight
Your mom is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.


LAME!
Next...

"Your mom" jokes R Cool, racist gets people banned.


Springer...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:18 PM
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posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:18 PM
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A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. Then the 2nd guy walks in.



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:19 PM
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oh ok.


So I herd you liked Mudkips.



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:19 PM
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Originally posted by CelticHeart
I'll try.

The topic 'Annoying People'.

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".


OUCH... I'll go 500 for that one.


Springer...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:20 PM
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A desperate man hired a 60 year old hooker and was having the best time of his life, at the same time another man was walking a tight wire across two sky scrapers. They were both thinking the same thing......

"Don't look down, don't look down...."



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:20 PM
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I gave you 500 for yours too.


Springer...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:21 PM
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Originally posted by mrwupy
A desperate man hired a 60 year old hooker and was having the best time of his life, at the same time another man was walking a tight wire across two sky scrapers. They were both thinking the same thing......

"Don't look down, don't look down...."



LOL!!! A WINNER!!!! 1,500 ATS Points to MrWupy!


Springer...



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:22 PM
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posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:23 PM
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WTF HAX.



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[edit on 22-12-2005 by SkepticOverlord]



posted on Dec, 22 2005 @ 10:23 PM
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As you gaze out the window each night, into the long desolation of "Indian Territory", a thought haunts you. You've long since thought this idea of yours was dead and buried, but as time goes by, you cannot forget. And the longer the chasm between then and now, the deeper is the yearning that grows within you.

Try as you might to forget, it grows within your heart. A secret flame you once vowed was dark and cold had somehow never died, never completely dark. And now, fanned by the breezes of time and the kindling and lost memories, the blaze burns. And with an intensity it burns. For it is one word, one name, one person that cannot be expunged any longer. Do not deny it any longer. Just say it. Speak it out loud and free your soul form the chains of repression! Say it now! Say it loud! Say it! "Dragonrider!"
























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