The "Would You Rather Game"

Originally posted by TheRanchMan
Drink a sour milk and vomit shake while being kicked in the testicles,

or

get by a while being farted on by a

I'd have to go with getting by a while being farted on by a .


Would you rather be stuck in an elevator listening to some real crappy elevator music for a day .......or.......

Locked in a washroom with some unknown funky thing in the toilet, being unable to flush it, for a day.



-tts

Edit: Spelling

[edit on 18-7-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

I'd go with the elevator music. I have my iPod with me where ever I go, so I'd just drown out the crappy music with something better, like AC/DC, Pink Floyd, or Led Zeppelin. Maybe Guns 'n' Roses. Maybe.


And If I couldn' have my iPod, I'd just go to sleep.

Okay...

Eat a fax machine (in pieces, not whole)

or

Have to go about your daily routine absolutely nude (not even socks).

edit: fixed typos

[edit on 7/18/2006 by TheRanchMan]

Goddamn this posts are hard! I'd eat the fax machine! Only if I don't get poisoned by it or anything like that.




Would you rather eat a worm or a snail?

I'd eat the worm. it's a simple thing... like eating spagetti. Living, slimy spagetti.

Now...


Wake up in a tub full of live venomous snakes,

or

trapped in a large building with the undead for a day and have to outrun them.

edit: forgot to include a question

[edit on 7/19/2006 by TheRanchMan]

I'd have to go with the undead. At least I'd still be alive.

In a tub of venemous snakes, I'd most likely never wake up.




WYR...

Have endless talking ads here on ATS (The kind that scare the bejesus outta ya )


---OR---


Never be able to hear??

[edit on 7/19/2006 by Mechanic 32]

I'd do the talking ads. I'd just turn the volume down...

Okay...

Get a metal spike drilled through your body (missing all vital organs)

or

fall onto a bed of nails face first?

I'll take the spike through the body, only one scar.

Would you rather work five days with 8 hour shifts, four days with 10 hour shifts or three days with 13,13,14 hour shifts.

gotta go with the three days







WYR...

have nothing to eat for a week,

or

nothing to drink for three days?

Nothing to drink for three days.

WYR:

Live in terrible house but drive an amazing car or vice versa.

I'll go with the vice versa.


Missing a hand

or

Missing a foot?

I think an artificial foot would do more than a hand. So I'll take the limp.

Would you rather give up both of your ears or all your teeth. (Not giving up your sense of hearing)

I'll give up the teeth. My sunglasses would fall off without the ears. lol
dentures would'nt be so bad.



WTR


Have no hair

or

Have a bad smell

[edit on 7/19/2006 by Mechanic 32]

I'd take no hair. Look at michael jordan. Besides, have you ever been around someone with bad halitosos? You feel uncomfortable knowing that they are unconfortable because they know that their breath reeks.

O.K.
Be impotent but win a billion dollars or be dirt poor but have a different playmate at your disposal everyday?

so who would rather eat a porky pine or eat a green egg.....

hhahaha
random

I'd eat the porqupine (however the heck you spell it), I'd just take the skin off, which would subsequently remove the quills. It'd probably be really gamey.



Okay...

Have a troll follow you around, hitting you in the kneecap with a wrench every day for 3 years

or

Spontaneously combust whenever you say certain words you use on a daily basis?

I rather have the troll follow me around hitting me for three years.



Would you rather constantly puke for a day.

.....or.....

Eat 4 rotten eggs.



-tts

Well, if I ate the rotten eggs, I'd constantly throw up during the day anyway, but I'd rather throw up without the eggs, because I would NOT want the memory of that horrible smell.



This one's nasty.


Swim in a pool of:

Diarrhea

or

BLOOD

I'll take the blood. But of course, I'd have on a extra thick rubber diving suit, oxygen tank, etc., etc. Hopefully, I'll be sealed against potential biohazards.



Would you rather


Live in a foreign country where you did'nt understand or speak the language

or

Be unable to speak and hear due to some freak accident

I'd live in the foreign country. I could always learn the language. Plus, being retarded might suck a little bit Sorry if that offended anyone.

Okay:

Eat nothing but Hot Pockets for the rest of your life,

or

Smell Hot Pockets no matter what you're smelling (for example, flowers=Hot Pockets)

[edit on 7/21/2006 by TheRanchMan]

I'll do the smell





jump off a tall building

or

run through the steets of downtown naked