The "Would You Rather Game"

I'll take the pads. Preperation H needs applied with a finger...
What if i slip

Smoke a pipe or a cigar

Hmmm...I would love to try a cigar.

Would you rather get Mad Cow or the Avian Flu?

Mad Cow.... Probably wouldn't even know I was sick.

Meatballs or Meat Sauce?

always was a meatball person, but lately I've turned to meatsauce.

Would you rather Bart Simpson or Stewie Griffin?

Would I rather Bart Simpson or Stewie Griffin what?????

I'll go on a limb and say I'd rather be Stewie Griffin, the accent and the evilness says it all.

If you could be re-born, would you rather be a different gender or the same?

Different, just for kicks. What DO guys do with it when it gets excited?

Would you rather be rich and famous, or poor and happy?

I wouldnt mind trying rich and famous.


Would you rather fly across an ocean, or travel by ship?

Fly... It's faster.

Still thinking about food it seems.

Dine in or Dine out?

Dine out... cooking is not my cup of tea.

If you meant eating in or out of a restaurant.. I'll say eat in.


Would you rather a scary movie or a love story?

Dine in, there's no where good around here, grab a kebab and eat in!

Die in a house fire or drown?

Drown, hav eheard it is supposed to be the post peaceful way. Don't see how, but deffinately easy choice over burning up.


Would you of rather been in the WTC during the collapse, or a window seat on Flight 11.

Window seat on flight 11, it would probably be quicker, but of course, incredibly scary.

I've heard that the gases that a house fire creates kills a person in a few seconds, because there so hot, I'd never want to drown! It's my biggest fear in the world, even though I love the water.

Be a gladiator in roman times or a galley slave?

Ill go with a gladiator.

Would you rather win an oscar and trip over your feet on your way to the stage, or never even be nominated.

Win the oscar and trip. I reckon I could laugh it off! It would make a good show!

Direct the best movie ever made but never be credited for it and make billions, or direct the greatest movie ever made, be credited and get no money?

Ill take no credit and make billions, then you can produce more movies.

Not to be shallow, I'm a student whos deep in debt. I need $$$


Would you rather die at 30 without kids, or Die at 85, and have a child pass away before you.

Die at 85, you said A child, not YOUR child, so I think I would deal with it. I'm a heartless sod!

Death by an anvil falling on your head or a train hitting you?

finding loop holes damnit!!

Ill take the anvil, probably wouldn't see it coming.

Would you rather swim with Jaws, or spend a night in Jurassic Park

Night in Jurassic Park, I think I could find somewhere to hide. If not, at least you can see what's going to bite you in half/split your head open/eat your guts/too much detail?

You've been sent on a mission to destroy a meteorite heading towards Earth, but you have to stay on the meteoride to activate the bomb, if you don't activate the bomb, the meteoride will Earth and wipe almost everyone out, but, you can go back. What do you do?

Bruce willis style baby... I'd blow that rock to shreds.

Millions of lives are more important than my own.


If Armageddon did happen, would you rather die immediately or attempt to survive in the aftermath?