Greetings, greetings fellow stargazers.
There are a few things all should know when dealing with me:
1. I am paranoid.
2. I am a skeptic.
3. I am open-minded.
4. The Patriot Act prevents me from listing number 4.
5. Nobody loves you quite like your unclelester.
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At last you have arrived.
Welcome.
Can you briefly reconcile #s 2 & 3 as they will appear mutually exclusive to some, and state the subject matter of #4 without stating the
A$$croft-offending component of it?
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Hello, greetings, and welcome. Have fun.
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Originally posted by unclelester
Greetings, greetings fellow stargazers.
There are a few things all should know when dealing with me:
1. I am paranoid.
2. I am a skeptic.
3. I am open-minded.
4. The Patriot Act prevents me from listing number 4.
5. Nobody loves you quite like your unclelester.

Hey Uncle... great to have you here. Hope you enjoy your stay on the boards.
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Nice to see you.
Everyones paranoid or a skeptic here.
Deep
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Thanks for the welcome. I feel a warmth spreading in my nether regions because of it. Anyway...
I am a natual skeptic, I've always questioned everything. However, I'm not going to simply ignore evidence because it doesn't fit in my world view.
I know I'm actually limited by my five senses, and there's no way to percieve everything in the universe with them. Case in point: I go ghost
hunting in local cemetaries every now and then. Things show up in pictures and on audio tape that weren't available to the naked eye or ear.
Conclusive evidence of life after death? No. Conclusive evidence that I don't know everything about how the universe operates? Mos def.
As to number 4, nice try Masked Avatar... or should I say... Mr. Ashcroft?!?! nsert dramatic music here> You'll never take me alive copper!!
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