posted on Sep, 25 2003 @ 10:11 PM
(MC DON"T DOWNLOAD HER STUFF or she will sue your pants off)
At her age, Fruity is glad to still be alive, let alone on some web page! Adored by the young, old, and practically deceased, she was recently honored
as a VH1 "Rock & Roll Record Breaker" as the world's oldest rap artist! Here's some of her acclaimed "Granny Rap".
I'm Fruity Nutcake The Senior Earthquake
My body sags like week old cheesecake.
Today I shake my hips and pelvis
Tomorrow could be dead as Elvis
I take too many pills to mention
I rap the East, I rap the West
That's why I need my bullet proof vest
I go all night I love to scream
Believe me I'm your grandpa's dream
I'll make a move on any man
Hey have you seen my diaphragm?
I am fantastic and collosal
The nation's only living fossil
When Bill Gates plays in my front yard
His MicroSoft gets Big&Hard
Oh I got style and I got grace
My grandson moshes on my face
I'm sayin' "da bomb" I'm sayin' "yo"
What this stuff means, I'd love to know!
Note: Ms. Nutcake requests prompt bookings, as she might pass away at any time. If she does, in fact, drop dead before or during her performance, her
heirs will cheerfully refund your deposit-no questions asked!