Seriously think about it for a moment.
It's not too hard if you've ever actually been on a cruise.
Someone
could fall off at night. I actually had a dumb buddy of mine climb up to the next deck on the outside railings of a Royal Caribbean
boat. At night. Alone. Had he fallen, he would have been gone. We didn’t even know about it until he told us at breakfast.
Also, these boats stop in ports, like Nassau, for example. Then, they let anybody off who wants to get off. You're supposed to be back by a certain
time, and they will leave without you if you don't come back. I had 2 other friends who almost missed the boat because they got drunk the night
before, passed out on the beach, woke up, cut through a junkyard, and ended up stranded on top of a tool shed with a pair of angry Dobermans down
below.
Finally, many port towns are POOR. Relying on tourist and shipping trades to survive. Think about this recipe I found in the latest issue of
Port
Living:
Add 100 parts Poor, Downtrodden people
Mix in 2 parts Rich, Drunk, Easy-Target Tourists
Add a splash of Desperation and a pinch of Alcohol
Now add 300 more pinches of Alcohol
Stir in a half cup of Intoxicating Local Music and Food
Cook for 24 hours at high heat
Know what it makes? DANGER!
A scary situation for people too dumb and drunk to realize they are in a scary situation.
Cook it a little longer and you get ROBBERY!! AND MURDER!! AND A FEW FOLKS A YEAR WHO DON’T MAKE IT BACK TO THE BOAT!!
These things can happen pretty easily, especially when you have a boat full of 1000+ drunk idiots who go into the ports and get even dumber and
drunker.
It is a fantastic testament to the cruise lines' competence that, given the alcohol, stupidity, drugs, alcohol, and alcohol on those boats, they
still only manage to lose 12 per year.
Ahh, those were some great vacations…