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The bigger the testicles, the smaller the brain

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posted on Dec, 9 2005 @ 10:16 PM
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The bigger the testicles, the smaller the brain

Bats with small brains have extra large testicles - so large that they constitute up to 8.5% of their body mass, say scientists from Syracuse University in New York. Writing in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Letters, they say some bats have evolved larger genitals because in some species female bats are unusually promiscuous. High energy demands on male bats prevent them from generating both large genitals and large brains. Male bats with larger testicles but smaller brains stand a greater chance of having offspring than their smaller testicled, bigger brained rivals.



So saying you have "the big ones" may not be such a compliment afterall...






posted on Dec, 9 2005 @ 10:22 PM
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ROFLMAO.

This is frailin' hilarious.
The implications of this alone are....well, I will take the 5th on this.








seekerof



posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:21 AM
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Hey Loam, I saw this on UK TV yesterday. Made me laugh.

Does that explain why I have such tiny balls? :shk:



posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 02:59 PM
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Or maybe saying that you are realy smart might not be such a compliment either, depending on your perspective.




posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:07 PM
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I am both smart and have "big ones"... proving there are biological outliers in every species...



posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:16 PM
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Some scientists have too much time on their hands.



posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:24 PM
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Hey,, this is not true. I got big both, which means...

...wait a minute... that didn´t sound so smart, did it? Ah... forget it then



posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:24 PM
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I dont have any at all so i am smarter than all of you put together!







posted on Dec, 11 2005 @ 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
I dont have any at all so i am smarter than all of you put together!








My wife has pointed this out to me for years....



posted on Dec, 12 2005 @ 10:03 AM
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Lol..... damn if only this post was around when i was at school....
all the boys would of had a heart attack if anyone was to say that to them!

thats why i would of said it!! LOL

oni x x



posted on Dec, 12 2005 @ 11:00 AM
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Hmmm - maybe this is why it appears that I am getting balder as I get older - brain is getting larger, stretching the skin on my head thereby increasing the spacing between each hair folicle making it appear that there is less hair! :shk:



posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 12:43 AM
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So, if mine are medium sized does that mean I'm good to go? In other words I won't be lacking in either area (mentality or manhood)?



posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 12:45 AM
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They're sorta like brains.



posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 01:03 AM
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Testiculation



Talking Bollocks.


...Literally



"Rupert, we'll have to leverage our synergies to facilitate a paradigm shift by Q4" is an example of management bollockspeak.

testicularisation
The act of talking bollocks whilst waving one's arms about wildly is referred to as testiculation.

en.wikipedia.org...

The art of talking bollocks, part one.



posted on Jan, 20 2006 @ 01:25 AM
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well that's just a lose-lose situation ain't it ?


Explains alot tho
lol




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