Post your Greatest Movie Quote

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle- "Quit being a vagina mcvaginastein and go talk to her."

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle- "Quit being a vagina mcvaginastein and go talk to her."

How about....

Harold:

Did Doogie Howser just steal my F**K*ng Car???



I had a good laugh at that one; deffinately not the greatest quote in a movie ever but reading the above post made me think of it immediately.

Here's Johnny!!

From Officespace,The Bobs:
what is it you DO, do here?

Right now my favorite quote from a movie is, "People should not be afraid of their government, the government should be afraid of its people." It is from the upcoming movie V for Vendetta. I'm not sure if this is where the quote originates from, but I heard it on the trailer and thought it is really fitting for the times we live in.

"Just how far down the rabbit hole are you willing to go?" from "What the Bleep do We Know"

A League of Their Own

Tom Hanks:

There is no crying in baseball!!!


Jerry Macguire

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Show me the Moneyy!


Ok worst quote that is considered one of the best by AFI...

Titanic

Leo..

Im King of the World!



you can smell the cheese right from the bottom of the atlantic off this one.



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From the movie "Wild at Heart" (1990, David Lynch)


Bobby Peru (Willem DaFoe) :

"Some day honey, I will!
But I gotta get goin'!"

(actually you should see it to get the full effect...)


And here´s another quote from "Wild at Heart".

Sailor (Nicholas Cage) :

"See, Dell loved Christmas. We used to call him "Jingle Dell". He wanted Christmas to last all year long. He sure would scream when his mom told him it was summer, and Christmas was six months off.

Also, he said... he felt there's men with black rubber gloves who were following him around. Dell said that trust in the spirit of Christmas was destroyed by ideas being controlled by aliens wearing black gloves. These aliens would get Dell to do all kinds of things. Then he'd carry on about the weather, talk about how rainfall is controlled by aliens on earth."

I have a few gems I'm willing to share...and I am doing these on the best of my memory.

Clerks

Dante: Try not to suck anymore (OXmanK edit) in the parking lot.

Chasing Amy

Holden: Could I just tell people you needed some serious deep (edit)

The entire Jaws-type battle wound scene

Banky: What's a nubian?

Hooper X: (edit) Lando Calrissian, uncle Tom (edit)

Army of Darkness

Ash: First you wanna kill me; now you wanna kiss me...Blow.

Garden State

Large: I'm gonna call you when I get there. (Excellent line...or maybe just fits things in my life)

Eternal Sunshine

Joel: You erased me first...

Clementine: Sorry...impulsive...

I'm a HUGE FAN of Amanda Brown's Works Legally Blonde, here are some of my favorite quotes!

Congress Woman(Elle's Former Boss): "You cant get the people to care" Elle: "Watch me!"

Elle :" its like a red box thing.. "laywer: "the hopper?" Elle:"yes! thats it, its like a bunny!"

Elle:"(Singing)Snap Cup time gather around friends and foes together united and bound pass it to your neighbor instead of blowing up and we'll find harmony and love in the snap cup!"

Please let me know if you can find more, I can't find any good ones from the first one, and I HAVE THE BOOK for BOTH movies!

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Jack: Did you hear that?

David: I heard that.

Jack: What was it?

David: Could be alot of things.

Jack: Yeah?

David: A coyote.

Jack: There aren't any coyotes in England.

David: The hound of the Baskervilles.

Jack: Pecos Bill.

David: Heathcliff.

Jack: Heathcliff didn't howl.

David: No, but he was on the moors.

- An American Werewolf in London

For all you hockey players out their, prepare for the greatest Quote ever...

Herb Brooks: This is unbelievable. You guys are playing like this is some throw away game up in Rochester. Who we playing Rammer?
Mike Ramsey: Sweden.
Herb Brooks: Yeah. You're damn right Sweden! In the Olympics!
[Turns to McClanahan]
Herb Brooks: What the hell is wrong with you? Put your gear on!
[pause]
Herb Brooks: I said put your gear on!
Rob McClanahan: Doc told me I can't play.
Herb Brooks: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know. You got a bad bruise. You know what put youre street clothes on because I got no time for quitters!
Mike Eruzione: Come on Herb! No body is quitting here!
Herb Brooks: You worry about your own game. Plenty there to keep you busy.
Herb Brooks: A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart, candy ass.
Rob McClanahan: What'd you call me?
Herb Brooks: You heard me!
Rob McClanahan: You want me to play huh? Is that what you want?
Herb Brooks: I want you to be a hockey player!
Rob McClanahan: I AM A HOCKEY PLAYER! YOU WANT ME TO PLAY ON ONE LEG? HUH? I'LL PLAY ON ONE LEG!
Herb Brooks: [walking out of the locker room with McClanahan still screaming] That'll get him going.
Craig Patrick: O yeah. I'll clean up!

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Anyone who knows the situation around this quote knows you dont get much better then this.. Watching this movie I felt alittle American for once, man i wish this was a Canadian Hockey story

Take a moment and enjoy this one

"Just think, foot and mouth disease a thing of the past"
"Never mind that s**t, here comes Mongo!"

- Blazing Saddles

Blazing saddles

I am trying to find some quotes from the movie but am having no success.

I think it may have to the beer I drank; ZZZZ I come, Good night!

I will edit this and post a quote from this movie at a later date. Thank you

Bart: "So, what do you like to do?"

Jim: "Play chess, screw."

Bart: "Well let's play chess.

-Blazing Saddles

How could we leave out a quote from one of the greatest films ever made:

Nikki: "Got any porno."

Max: "You serious?"

Nikki: "Yeah. Gets me in the mood."
"What's this? Videodrome."

Max: "Torture, murder."

Nikki: "Sounds great."

Max: "Ain't exactly sex."

Nikki: "Says who?"


-Videodrome

...or this one:

Smaller Man: "Hold it there, kitty cat.
"You are a very nosey fellow, kitty cat...
"You know what happens to nosey fellows?
"Wanna guess, no? Okay.
"They lose their noses.
"Next time you lose the whole thing, kitty cat.
"I'll cut it off and feed it to my goldfish, understand?"

- Chinatown (this film has too many good quotes)




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"We are men of action; lies do not become us." - The Princess Bride

American Beauty

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
Lester Burnham: I guess I'll have to throw in a sexual harassment charge.
Brad Dupree: Against who?
Lester Burnham: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted f**k.
Lester Burnham: No, Brad; I'm just an ordinary guy who has nothing left to lose.


Some solid dialogue

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Another one:
Luci you got some 'splanin to do

GHOSTBUSTERS

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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Dr Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

Someone mentioned The Princess Bride earlier so I can't help but add a few more on that one...

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

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Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.

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Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

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Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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[as Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

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Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

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Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.


I could go on forever like this but I digress...