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"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"


I love that quote.

"And for all the people in the Midwest, we're sorry we said "f^@)" so much."

- Val Kilmer, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Pulp Fiction:

Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"

Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."

Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"

Butch: "It's Zed's."

Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

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Vincent Vega: "Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face."

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Signs:

Graham Hess: "People break down into two groups when the experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just a happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in Group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in a very suspicious way. For them, the situation isn't fifty-fifty. Could be bad, could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the Group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences? "

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Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?

Bo: It has dust in it.

Graham Hess: And this one?

Bo: A hair.

Graham Hess: And this one?

Bo: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it.

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Halloween: H2O:

Tony Allegre: Hasn't anyone told you, second hand smoke kills.

Marion Wittington: Yeah, but they're all dead.




-tts

Originally posted by whaaa
Defoe in "Apocalypse Now" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

I love that one, too, but it is not Defoe it was Robert Duvall.

I have too many favorites, to pick just one, so I'll probably be posting more later but here's one, for now:

"I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress." Dustin Hoffman- "Tootsie"

Mike Lowery: [pretending to be drunk] N!gga, who is it at the door?

Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!

Mike Lowery: Who the f*ck is Reggie?

Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.

Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, n!gga?

Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.

Mike Lowery: Motherf*cker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?

Reggie: Yes, sire?

Mike Lowery: How old is you?

Reggie: Fifteen.

Mike Lowery: Sh!t, nigga. You at least thirty.

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Marcus Burnett: [opens his front door] Who the F*CK are you?

Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett

Marcus Burnett: How old are you?

Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett

Marcus Burnett: Motherf*cker, you look thirty.

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Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?

Reggie: Yes, sir.

Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no f*cking tonight.

Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?

Reggie: No.

Mike Lowery: You want to?

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That scene from Bad Boys 2 is one of my favorites.

Good call on that one.

Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you ***!

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Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot

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Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

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God i love that film

"kick his ass seabass"-seabass' pal from Dumb & Dumber

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash- Crazy guy (has the mask on) from Con Air

[after crashing the alien spaceship by the Grand Canyon] *That's* what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya ship's all banged up!
[shouts]
Captain Steven Hiller: Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?
[Hiller opens the spaceship, the alien screams, Hiller smacks him in the head]
Captain Steven Hiller: [beat] Welcome to earth. - Will smiths character from
Independance Day

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world... And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today...We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore...We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice:"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!- President from Independance day

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.-
Lord of the Rings- the Return of the King
cheesy I know lol

The Mouth of Sauron: And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a king than a broken Elvish blade!
[Aragorn cuts off the head of the Mouth of Sauron]
Gimli: Guess that concludes negotiations... - LOTR

Smokey: You got knocked the f*ck out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a motherf*cker, N*gga.

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Smokey: You just got knocked the F*CK out! - Friday

Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
Lee: Everybody knows War.
[singing]
Lee: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!
Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
Lee: Yaw.
Carter: Y'all!
Lee: Yaw!
Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
Lee: Yoll- Rush Hour


James Carter: Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother.
Lee: She never even look at you.
James Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.
Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.
James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you- Rush Hour 2


[edit on 22-8-2006 by marcopolo]