posted on Nov, 27 2005 @ 12:17 PM
Oh there are alot of people who care because the end of the world is big business, and you know, big business runs the world.
1. Selling food and souvineirs - If they know where the asteroid will hit, then they will come.
2. Movie rights - Brad Pitt would love the chanceto play a world saving hero when the dust settles.
3. The Backstreet Boys need to get in ONE more tour before it all goes to hell.
4. David Letterman needs time to write his "Top ten signs the world is coming to an end, or at least my pants are" monologue.
5. Martha Stewart wants a cable special "How to cater for black death!"
So, you see, it IS important to know when the world will end, for the sake of big busniess!
- One Man Short ®