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You have voted NR for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have one more vote left for this month

Absolutely classic!

This belongs in BTS not War on Terror.



Surely?

But apart from that, quite amusing

[edit on 22-11-2005 by chebob]

Amusing, but be careful.. Seriously, someone might think you are the real deal.
That wouldnt be funny at all, my friend.

You have voted NR for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have two more votes this month.

My first vote and it is well earned.

Where do I sign up? I do just happen to have a little Pu-239 to spare.........Perhaps for the "supersuicide" bomber..........

thermopolis i'll be needing you insurance number, credit card banking account with your password, health insurance phone number and all the rest come on guys donate or u2u me they need our help!

You have voted NR for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have two more votes this month.

Classic. Very amusing.

I was surprised, to tell the truth, it wasn't what I was expecting as I know your Iranian, NR, and thought you had lost the plot!

But I don't think a Brit could have come up with a better piece of comedy!

(we ARE the funniest people on Earth)

Originally posted by NR
thermopolis i'll be needing you insurance number, credit card banking account with your password, health insurance phone number and all the rest

come on guys donate or u2u me they need our help!

OK, my insurance company is AetnaMetlifeSnoopDogOne...............

My VisaAmex number is U812.....password ******

Call 1-800-IM Fried for help............

Nice to see you yanks cant take anything seriously, it makes me wish there was some way i could pay my hard earnings to these "terrorists". I would of felt proud my money paying for 9.11

P.S ive read many of you saying your proud of what is happening in Iraq and other countries so dont bother whining about my post, AQ has more dignity you american murdering savages any day of the week.

Originally posted by HiddenReality
Nice to see you yanks cant take anything seriously, it makes me wish there was some way i could pay my hard earnings to these "terrorists". I would of felt proud my money paying for 9.11

P.S ive read many of you saying your proud of what is happening in Iraq and other countries so dont bother whining about my post, AQ has more dignity you american murdering savages any day of the week.

How long for the banner hammer folks? Taking bets now.. I put him as 5-4 by the end of the day....

but yeah if someone thought you were serious they could blow up at ya, no pun intended.

Originally posted by stumason
How long for the banner hammer folks? Taking bets now.. I put him as 5-4 by the end of the day....

I'll take some of that action. I say by tomorrow though.

Originally posted by stumason

Originally posted by HiddenReality
Nice to see you yanks cant take anything seriously, it makes me wish there was some way i could pay my hard earnings to these "terrorists". I would of felt proud my money paying for 9.11

P.S ive read many of you saying your proud of what is happening in Iraq and other countries so dont bother whining about my post, AQ has more dignity you american murdering savages any day of the week.

How long for the banner hammer folks? Taking bets now.. I put him as 5-4 by the end of the day....

You think its unfair people not speaking respectfully of america? I can show you hundreds of posts here calling for ME countries to be " turned into a glass bowl" as half you retards who are to stupid to come up with something original say.
Loads of people here call for the nuking of those countries, yet you want me banned for doing the same about america?? I have not attacked anyone on these threads only your EVIL country which is making the world unsafe for us all. Yes i do wish USA was nuked and the world would have a chance for peace, but unless OBL gets his finger out i cant see it happening :/

And again YOU wish for peoples deaths in iraq/iran medina etc so why should i be banned for being happy when i see americans being killed??

Originally posted by HiddenReality

Originally posted by stumason

Originally posted by HiddenReality
Nice to see you yanks cant take anything seriously, it makes me wish there was some way i could pay my hard earnings to these "terrorists". I would of felt proud my money paying for 9.11

P.S ive read many of you saying your proud of what is happening in Iraq and other countries so dont bother whining about my post, AQ has more dignity you american murdering savages any day of the week.

How long for the banner hammer folks? Taking bets now.. I put him as 5-4 by the end of the day....

You think its unfair people not speaking respectfully of america? I can show you hundreds of posts here calling for ME countries to be " turned into a glass bowl" as half you retards who are to stupid to come up with something original say.
Loads of people here call for the nuking of those countries, yet you want me banned for doing the same about america?? I have not attacked anyone on these threads only your EVIL country which is making the world unsafe for us all. Yes i do wish USA was nuked and the world would have a chance for peace, but unless OBL gets his finger out i cant see it happening :/

And again YOU wish for peoples deaths in iraq/iran medina etc so why should i be banned for being happy when i see americans being killed??

Dude...

Firstly, I am British and to be truthful I am not overly fond of some things America does nor my own country for that matter.
Secondly, read my posts in threads about Iran. I actually "defend" (in so much as their position in international law) Irans stance against the Hawks on this board.

However, whilst you may have legitimate and understandable reasons for saying what you say, it's the way you say it that matters. How your speaking now will get you banned. I've seen it happen.

Suggestion, tone down the rhetoric and put together constructive posts laying out your ideas with a little less nuking and support for Terrorists. That sort of thing brings the site into disrepute.

Take it easy HiddenReality, no one likes what is happening in Iraq of Afghanistan, terrible things happen everyday. People who call for the Nuking of any country in these posts are just not thinking of their statements before they say it. And lets not talk about banning people, I do agree that theres a lot of bull# coming from both sides of the argument but I think all this hostility needs to stop from both sides. But seriously dont call the US evil, I'm American and pretty sure I'm not evil, and I'm pretty sure no one here is evil. This is a thread made in jest so lets have fun with it. From the looks of things you could use the comic relief

[edit on 11/22/2005 by ludaChris]

Yes i did guess it might get me banned, not because ive broken the rules, but because my posts are anti-USA. Ive read this board for many months and its painfully easy to see that if your pro USA you can get away with anything on this board.

How about the mods start banning for racism? i can show you probably 100 people on this board who have been racist against arabs... Do they get a warning when they wish for the ME to be nuked? Is talking non constructivly worse in your eyes then calling a entire country to be nuked?

After all the things ive seen america do, it honestly wouldnt bother me to see the USA nuked and its civilians mutate for generations. Maybe then they would see the evil they are doing...

Its like when 9/11 happened you americans where outraged at people cheering, then you post on here how you want all muslims killed etc etc... just american hypocrisy for you i guess... Its ok to kill/torture then as long as they dont do it back.

p.s thanks for replying with some thought unlike most of the zionist controlled yanks round here.

Originally posted by ludaChris
Take it easy HiddenReality, no one likes what is happening in Iraq of Afghanistan, terrible things happen everyday. People who call for the Nuking of any country in these posts are just not thinking of their statements before they say it. And lets not talk about banning people, I do agree that theres a lot of bull# coming from both sides of the argument but I think all this hostility needs to stop from both sides. But seriously dont call the US evil, I'm American and pretty sure I'm not evil, and I'm pretty sure no one here is evil. This is a thread made in jest so lets have fun with it. From the looks of things you could use the comic relief

[edit on 11/22/2005 by ludaChris]

Well you pay taxes which keep the slaughter house over in iraq running... Without the US people supporting Bush this wouldnt of happened, so im sorry but the people of USA are just as responsible as bush is. I do see tho somebody like yourself is not evil, you accept your country isnt perfect unlike most yanks and i respect you for that. If only America had more people like yourself.

Hiddenreality,
To be honest buddy, I agree. I have seen some pretty racist anti-muslim/ME, even anti-french comments by several repeat offenders and they do get warned as much as the rest of us. problem is, you get 3 strikes and your out, unless it is something really bad. The warnings time out, so people will get 2 and quieten down for a bit

All I'm saying is tone down the rhetoric and put your point across in a contructive manner and you can be as anti-anything as you like.

If no one paid taxes wed also have no healthcare, maintaind roads, schools, and other such necessity, not to mention a lot of court cases for tax evasion. I supported Bush because he represents my personal values on domestic issues, but how am I responsibe for the actions of others, I live by personal accountability, something that is slipping in my country and it disturbs me greatly. Thanks for the complement, glad to see youve cooled down, it is easy to get worked up on this board with some of the stuff that comes out of peoples mouths.

Originally posted by HiddenReality
Nice to see you yanks cant take anything seriously, it makes me wish there was some way i could pay my hard earnings to these "terrorists". I would of felt proud my money paying for 9.11

P.S ive read many of you saying your proud of what is happening in Iraq and other countries so dont bother whining about my post, AQ has more dignity you american murdering savages any day of the week.

This guy isnt banned yet why?

I have seen people booted from these boards for stuff 90% more tame than that outright attack.




[edit on 22-11-2005 by skippytjc]