"They" A conspiracy theory...

Well, I'm not sure if this has been covered, but does anyone actually know who "They" are? I should probebly attempt to point out who"They" are, so as to clear confusion. They are your enemy. They do not stand for individuality, They stand for boring miscreants, inept psychopaths, greedy corporations, MacDonalds and every single enemy of freedom and intellectual thought. "They" don't want you to exist. "They" want to reduce you to their level, of slumming it among the sewers, and plumbing the depths of ego. Of knavery and cheating, "They" are born.
Bah! Too much Zinoviev!

[edit on 16/11/05 by MacDonagh]

I'm gonna take the bait on this one:

When see you a white van with tinted windows following you - it is THEY

When you here clicking on your telephone - it is THEY

When you leave work at 5:00 for a 15 minute trip home. and get there at 9:00 and don't remeber why - it is THEY

When your mother and father don't know you, and no one at your school remembers you - it is THEY

When you post something on ATS and it magically disappears before anyone can post a response - it is THEY

When a UFO becomes a weather balloon - it is THEY

When a dead president is made dead by his own government - it is THEY

When circles form in crops overnight that should take days to make - it is THEY

When your name is Bob Lazar and no one knows you - it is THEY

Are you one of us or you THEY?

- One Man Short

Its Them. They are The Hexagon Trinity.

THEY exist in US, China, Italy, Russia, Britain, France.

Watch the movie Conspiracy Theory - Mel Gibson.

Originally posted by One Man Short of Manhood
I'm gonna take the bait on this one:

When see you a white van with tinted windows following you - it is THEY

When you here clicking on your telephone - it is THEY

When you leave work at 5:00 for a 15 minute trip home. and get there at 9:00 and don't remeber why - it is THEY

When your mother and father don't know you, and no one at your school remembers you - it is THEY

When you post something on ATS and it magically disappears before anyone can post a response - it is THEY

When a UFO becomes a weather balloon - it is THEY

When a dead president is made dead by his own government - it is THEY

When circles form in crops overnight that should take days to make - it is THEY

When your name is Bob Lazar and no one knows you - it is THEY

Are you one of us or you THEY?

- One Man Short

I am not "They"as I think I am "Me". I am an individual, and I'd scream it off the rooftops as often as I can. It's not that I think of me alone. I think of me and others as "We". "They" are the ones to watch out for. If you can see them that is. The problem with seeing them is because "They" are so faceless. By nature, they are insignificant, and there lies their greatest strength. Because of their insignificance, "They" can do what "They" desire. If anyone wishes to find them, "They" conveniently disappear without a trace. Convenient isn't it? "They" will gang up on you, if you are a obstacle in their plans. If you wish to join "They", you got to have a refreshing lack of morals, be boring and uniform, conform to what They desire to conform to etc. You got to be vermin so to speak.

[edit on 16/11/05 by MacDonagh]

They is anyone that is not thee.

They sat on the Warren Commission

They participated in Iran-Contra

They have stole the integrity of America

They brought about 9/11 if not purposely then through negligence

They get richer as the masses get poorer

They have the arrogance to believe that God is saving them a seat in heaven

But surely they will rot in hell for all eternity

They also have a plastic smile glued to their evil persona

Sounds like fun...


They are the fluoride in your drinking water.

They are the mercury in your flu shot.

They are the barcode on everything you buy.

They are the programming you see on TV.

They are the "politically correct" movement.

They are the reason the DMV is so slow.

They are OnStar.

They are the seatbelts and the laws making you wear them.

They are the minimum wage.

They are the glass ceiling.

They are the warning to not stick hair dryers in bodily orifices.

They are the Internets.

They are your Debit Card.

They are the cameras that watch your every move.

They are the silicon that gets under your skin.

They are the "Smith" in GlaxoSmithKline.

They are an acronym agency near you.

They are your stolen dreams; repackaged and sold back to you.

They are the reason there are conspiracy theories.

They are above Top Secret.

wow, great finale...They are above Top Secret.
It about sums it up for me...I was gonna add to the list but why bother now.

Well I want to know who they are

what exact line are They from
where do They come from
can we distinguish they by genetic roots

If I told you who "they" are

what could "we" do?

They are the ones who took away your god and replaced it with them

They are the ones the hold more power than you can imagine

and if they showed you, you still would not belive

they are the ones who stand in your face and you still can not see who or what they are

but it is now the hour for them to fall...

when I stand will you stand by me?

Will you run? Will you hide?

Will you fall slave to them again? When I show you?

Do I write these things for mere entertainment and glory? Or do I hold the truth that can change it all? Do you belive? Will you belive? Can you belive?

Ever notice the weather in Washington D.C. ?

Originally posted by Mayet
Well I want to know who they are

what exact line are They from
where do They come from
can we distinguish they by genetic roots

[edit on 17-11-2005 by japike]

Sorry to tell you this Jap, but you can't beat "They" People are frightend of things they cannot see. Since they cannot see who is such a threat to them, they would think twice before coming to your side. No one will object to stopping them because of this. How can you destroy something of such insignificance, when it is so powerful? Their power lies with their insignificance. It's like the collective against the individual. You cannot win. But...you can write things, you can proclaim their superority whilst lampooning them at the same time. What can you do against "They"? Do what you want, but don't put your life at risk, unless the chances of ya winning are indisputable. Too many people have been killed already by "They". And you cannot kill a non-entity.

Originally posted by Mayet
Well I want to know who they are

what exact line are They from
where do They come from
can we distinguish they by genetic roots

"They" are the upper-class. "They" are the middle class. "They" are the lower class. Confused? Well think of it this way. "They" are everywhere. "They" didn't come from anywhere, "They" just are. "They" are most probebly well-off rather then due to any genetic dispostion they have, but "They" can sprinkle their agents into your neighbourhood. "They" will look for dissenters, and they will inform on you. Then the police will take you away, and you'll never be seen again.
"They" destroy our heroes, and our influences. People who can make a difference, are too discouraged to continue into their chosen paths, because it costs too much, or the books are too expensive, or they are old and tattered and crap. Alas, "They" are everywhere.

Its us against THEM

Here's some more...


They are the ice on the wings of planes.

They are the scroll and the key.

They are the skull and the bones.

They are the application of game theory.

They are the no smoking sign at the bar.

They are the insurance on your car.

They are the education you receive.

They are the religion you believe.

They are the children you conceive.

They are the winners of hearts and minds.

They are The Daily Grind.

They are the flashing lights where ever you look.

They are the banned books.

They are the crack on your streets.

They are the food you eat.

They are the grassy knoll.

They are the producers of your Reality Show.

They are not Them. If you know who They are, then you've taken the Red Pill and you can now see the fnords. There is no turning back.

Great. Arm gets it. "They" are a real threat. "They" have the personalities of inanimate objects, so I guess you can compare them to grassy knolls, no smoking signs, and the ice on the wings of planes. If you were insane and wear a tin-foil hat. "They" are alive in the loosest term possible. If you can imagine a souless miscreant basterd who cares about no-one but themselves? then he is already part of "They". Someone who is part of "They" also cheat and take the credit for other's people's work. "They" are everywhere, and should be treated with the contempt that they deserve. By paying them no attention, "They" know that you treat them with contempt, and "They" know that. It drives them loony, knowing that they cannot control you. That they cannot have your loyalty. It is hilarious to watch them squirm.

From one of my favorite bands:

THE DEAD MILKMEN


"The Conspiracy Song"

Please let me tell you
They own our homes, they own our banks
We take out loans to buy them tanks
They own our children, they own our pets
The owned Elvis and Bernhard Goetz
They own our rugs and our flower pots
There ain't nothin' they haven't got
They own the papers and the TV's
The water works, record companies

Let me remind you
They own the talk shows
They make the rules
They own Geraldo and Donahue
They own the state, they own the church
They pick the winners on Star Search
They own the Christians, they own the Jews
They own the Moslems, Mormons, too
They put the holes in our socks
They put that snake in my mail box

From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli
We are all tools of the conspiracy
From the littlest baby to the biggest V.I.P.
We are all tools of the conspiracy

Run to the window, they're coming to get you
Hide in the basement, they're coming to get you
Flee to the rooftop, they're coming to get you
Don't go outside, no don't let them get you

Someone should tell you,
They own the CIA and the IRS
They tell us where to shop and how to dress
They own the workers, they own the boss
They know what's in the secret sauce
They own the drugs, they own the narcs
We all know they own Dick Clark
They own it all, they own everything
They write the songs that make the whole world sing

Are they available to download?

Originally posted by MacDonagh
"They" have the personalities of inanimate objects, so I guess you can compare them to grassy knolls, no smoking signs, and the ice on the wings of planes.

If you were insane and wear a tin-foil hat.

I couldn't quite tell but you do realize that those are metaphors, right? Obviously, they aren't the grassy knoll. But if not for them we wouldn't have the concepts behind the "grassy knoll". That's not to say I'm not insane. But I don't wear a tin-foil hat because they are uncomfortable.

Originally posted by Arm Of Geddon

Originally posted by MacDonagh
"They" have the personalities of inanimate objects, so I guess you can compare them to grassy knolls, no smoking signs, and the ice on the wings of planes.

If you were insane and wear a tin-foil hat.

I couldn't quite tell but you do realize that those are metaphors, right? Obviously, they aren't the grassy knoll. But if not for them we wouldn't have the concepts behind the "grassy knoll". That's not to say I'm not insane. But I don't wear a tin-foil hat because they are uncomfortable.

Lol I understood. And it rhymed, so you get extra points!
And I agree with you on tin-foil hats. "They" made it uncomfortable so "We" couldn't block out their evil radio transmissions! HA!

It's kind of funny to think that They quite possibly believe We
are one of Them ! Heh...