Stupid songs

I just want to give everyone a chance to rant about songs and particularly song lyrics, they hate, or that make their eyes roll up every time they hear them. Or that make their fingers itchy...

I just need to hear the opening notes of this one for my eyes to go in search of a full-frontal view of my grey matter:

"So you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much."

- Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much.

I'd just like to point out that rocket scientists (or should I say aerospace design engineers?) impress the HELL out of me. These guys put Neill Armstrong on the moon. Without them their would be no "Right Stuff". But Shania just yawns.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.


edit: sp

[edit on 14-11-2005 by HowlrunnerIV]

Originally posted by HowlrunnerIV
"So you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much."

- Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much.

I'd just like to point out that rocket scientists (or should I say aerospace design engineers?) impress the HELL out of me. These guys put Neill Armstrong on the moon. Without them their would be no "Right Stuff". But Shania just yawns.

you're killin me! Hell, I'm impressed too shiiiiii

Shania makes ME yawn ... actually the last time I heard her voice I threw up a lil in my mouth

Thank U for this board Howlrunner!!!!

Now where do I start ....

The Pussycat Dolls "Dontcha" goes ...
"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me"
"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"

errr yeah that's what men wish their girlfriends were, just good lookin with STD's they haven't even got names for yet U don't even have to have a brain anymore! Just be hot and a freak lol!!

WTF ? Is that all U aim to be ? hot ? in BOTH senses of the word ? cause I hear them STD's aint no joke a freak ? please. SPARE ME!
And this is what young girls are listening to and mimicking these days ... what a joke.

Just works my last nerve, I'll be back


[edit on 14-11-2005 by ImJaded]

lol.....

the sad thing is i made this up and constantly sing it to myself?

i once sang it continously to my best mate for half an hour whilst we were out sea fishing, he pushed me over the side of the boat....

"Monkeys chin, Make him Grin.......slap,slap,slap....make him grin, all little monkeys love their chins, slap,salp,slap, make him grin"

weird...i know.

doncha wish you're girlfriend was an untrustworthy ho like me?
doncha wish your girlfriend was hittin on some new man like me?


"Doncha wanna go down . . . like some funky cosmonaut . . ." Hey man, they're all funky! You cannot shower in space!


. . .wow! Your thread has HEALED me. I was about to post about whatever song was stuck i my head last week, but the active of composing this caused it to fled my mind! THANKS!

As for the Pussycat Dolls, that song offends me on so many levels.

For a start the wannabe-Anastacia voice has no punch, and only watered-down attitude.

And the dancing is pathetic. Like the attempted soft-core porn in the Sugarbabes latest clip. If you can't sing, you should at least be able to move.

Then there's the sheer narcissism of the lyrics. I'll be the one who decides what is hot and what isn't, thank you very much. And that kind of "Look at me and tell me I'm beautiful" show-ponying is such a turn-off. Makes me wonder if the singer is suffering from some kind of self-esteem issues, they're that desperate to be called beautiful. Ever been in a relationship with a girl like that? All I'll say is: :bnghd:

My wife is hot, thankyou very much. She's also faithful, an issue I suspect would cause real problems in a relationship with one of these girls (not the actual Pussycat Dolls, although it might). She is also relatively unaware of just how damn sexy she is. Which is a major turn-on!

More stupid songs:

I dunno who sings this, I don't even know its real name, but it is so bad on so many levels:

You're fit but my God, don't you know it.

Worst song ever.

FISH HEADS
fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads.
fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

I could try to google the song to see who made it, but I would porbably end up on a murderous rampage. Damn I hate that song!

I had never heard this song until I heard it on TV the other day and it made me want to castrate myself. Sorry for the all-caps, that's how it was written on another website. I put it in quotes try and make it seem less annoying. It's by a duo called Big & Rich and the song is called Comin' To Your City.

WELL WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY
GONNA PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE’LL ALL BE FLYIN’ HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME ALONG

WELL WE FLEW THRU CINCINNATI
AND WE ALL GOT REALLY HAPPY
GRABBED A BOWL OF THAT SKYLINE CHILI
ALONG THE WAY
THEN WE ROLLED ON INTO CANTON
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MARILYN MANSON
AND THE PARTY STARTED HAPPENIN’ … HEY HEY

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHARLESTON NITE
WE RAN INTO JESSCO WHITE
AND A LITTLE MOONSHINE GOT US RIGHT
PLUMB SMACK INSANE

Chorus:
WELL WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY
GONNA PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE’LL ALL BE FLYIN’ HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME ALONG

WELL WE BROKE DOWN IN GREENVILLE
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HAYFIELD
BUT A BUD LITE TRUCK PULLED UP
AND HELPED US OUT
SO WE DEAD HEADED UP TO PHILLY
PARTIED DOWN LIKE REAL HILLBILLIES
BROUGHT THE MUSIC MAFIA AND ROCKED IT OUT
OH CHIPPEWA IS WHERE WE GO
WHEN WE’RE UP IN BUFFALO
DON’T YA KNOW THOSE YANKEES
DRINK ENOUGH TO DROWN

Chorus:
WELL WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY
GONNA PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE’LL ALL BE FLYIN’ HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG
COME ALONG
COME ALONG

SOLO

LISTEN UP
NOW LA’S GOT THE FREAKS AT PINKS
AND THE FIFTEEN DOLLAR DRINKS
AND SAN ANTONIO IS A WILD WILD RODEO
AND IN PHOENIX ARIZONA
WE DRANK WAY TOO MUCH CORONA
AND WE WOKE UP BY THE RIVER IN JEFF CITY MO

Chorus:
WELL WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY
GONNA PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE’LL ALL BE FLYIN’ HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG

WELL WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY
GONNA PLAY OUR GUITARS AND SING YOU A COUNTRY SONG
WE’LL ALL BE FLYIN’ HIGHER THAN A JET AIRLINER
AND IF YA WANNA LITTLE BANG IN YOUR YING YANG

IF YA WANNA LITTLE ZING IN YOUR ZANG ZANG
IF YA WANNA LITTLE CHING IN YOUR CHANG CHANG

COME ALONG
COME ALONG
COME ALONG

YEAH WE’RE COMIN’ TO YOUR CITY

"and if ya wat a little bang in your ying-yang"
"if ya want a little zing in your zang zang"
"if ya want a little ching in your ching chang"

Note to Big & Rich: ya want want a little in your tourbus?

The video is a hundred times more annoying.

Peace

[edit on 21-11-2005 by Dr Love]

I would have to say that one of the messed up, but funniest songs ive heard is by the Bloodhound Gang. Song called Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Thats not an acronym, thats the real name of the song. Whos heard it?

Anything by L'Trimm. It's terrible, beyond comprehension. Drivel. Every hard copy of that song deserves to be burned, and then all the digital ones should be deleted, and the machines they were on burned. Then hurl the ash into the eternal depth of space, and then compound nuke it.

That's how bad.

"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"
"IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOUUUU?"




DIE, DIE, DIEEEEE!!!!

Zip

surprised no one has mentioned "the macarena"

imo one of the worst songs ever...and yes I admit I have done the stupid dance too.

HEY! That thing is awesome! It may suck, but it's pretty cool.

Hell, it's as classic as the damn chicken dance!

Zip

Any of you people remember MacAuthur Park?

"Someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think I can take it, it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again!"

For crying out flippin' loud. Go to the bakery and just buy a cake!

(Encrypted response to the encrypted lyrics. I'm a bad boy.)

The Residents

Laughing Song:


"An oily ole egg with a red peg leg Thought a porquepine was his daughter But he soon found out That she had the gout And often would wink underwater HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A red red rose saw a big pig pose On the edge of a silver dollar The end of his tail Was a long-necked nail And in place of his face was a scholar...................."

This song manages to annoy me every single time I hear it.

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you,

:bnghd:

oh goodness this has to be the worst, a nightmare song for all in the UK lol

Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

Sing along! i bet all the UK members no every word of this silly silly song

oh goodness this has to be the worst, a nightmare song for all in the UK lol

Asala..i am in complete agreement...people should be stoned in public for writing such drivel.

(well maybe not stoned but definatley recieve a severe ticking off)

From reading the lyrics, I don't think being "stoned in public" is a problem for those people.

Zip

I don't think the stoning people to death would work nowadays. Just give me a catapault and we'll see what happens to them. I like Big & Rich, don't get me wrong on that.

[edit on 11/23/2005 by gimmefootball400]

[edit on 11/23/2005 by gimmefootball400]