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Ninjas busted at Secure Australian Facility

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posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 05:52 PM
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Ok, this is going to sound very weird but it happened to a person I work with and it pretty funny.

The guy has done some Ninjitsu and he's a pretty decent person.

Anyway he was kicking back with another friend and they were bored so they decided to do some "Ninjirin".

For an exact example of this behaviour I would describe it as two bored guys get dressed up in black and run around their local area at night hiding from people.

Juvenile....yes...amusing when you get caught by the federal police more so.

So they strike the ninja like poses and run down the road in their ninja like way.

They come to a facilty that they just think is an ordinary building.

Whilst hiding in the shadows they hear a car coming. It's a police car and stupidly they decide to run.

Straight past the front lights of the police car.

The car had in it a police officer and his wife. He was on his way home did this build check as his last for the night.

You can imagine what he's thinking.

So the two ninjas run down the road jump a fence and then sit very very still in some bushes.

He guns the engine and gets down the road very fast jumps out with his torch and gun and says, "Ok guys, I can see you" "Come out now"

They figure they're screwed and comply.

This is where I found it amusing.

The building turns out is a Government Lab that is basically a secure facility.

The police man walks them up to the door and knocks and no response.

The security guard is asleep.

When he does get inside the federal police are notified and two hours later the boys are being questioned.

"What are you doing here?"

"We were Ninjirin"

"Do you know what this facility is?"

"No"

"Why did you hide from the police"

"Ninjirin"

anyway it went on with the federal police bemused and were apparently pretty good about it.

Three hours later after back ground checks were completed and all was good, the two were driven to the front gate of the facility.

Once out of the car they said goodnight to the police officer and ninjired away down the road.

[edit on 8-11-2005 by Grimholt]




posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 05:58 PM
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Police:1 Ninjas:0

I don't think Lysergic will be too happy about this.


Real ninjas don't go out like that! No star flinging? No disappearing in a cloud of smoke? These guys give ninjas a bad name.

Peace


[edit on 8-11-2005 by Dr Love]



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 06:05 PM
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Pretty much what I said with regard to their poor attempt at hiding in the shadows.

Lame but amusing.

The guy is 22yrs old I believe so he's no kid.

They were also lucky that the policeman kept a cool head.

Ah well.

He's been copping all sorts of ninja jokes from his workmates since.



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 06:08 PM
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hahaa.. I wanna be a ninja sounds fun.. I'm gonna buy osme ninja junk and go do that in my local park haha...



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 06:39 PM
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Whats wrong with ninjas?


www.wimp.com...



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 09:00 PM
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Ninjas like filming ladies arse on bicycle. Now I'm thinking about becoming a ninja.



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 01:28 AM
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Urban Ninja Rocks.

I have seen that before a long time ago.

The two girls reaction at the end is priceless also the high drama scene in the surf.



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 04:38 AM
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dude this is piss funny!....years ago back in the uk, we had a local ninja styled vigilante...he started jumping out at night and battering the local muppets and achieved a lot of fame and admiration from us all.

we were still at school (about 15 years old) and posters started appearing with' Who is the Poynton ninja?'.....what was really funny but also cruel, was we all used to pick on this really fat short kid at lunch time and beat him into confessing to being the ninja.....hed cry and swear blind it wasnt him....obviously we knew that anyway.....(im laughing but i feel bad)

funny story dude.



posted on Nov, 10 2005 @ 06:48 AM
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Originally posted by optimus fett

we were still at school (about 15 years old) and posters started appearing with' Who is the Poynton ninja?'.....what was really funny but also cruel, was we all used to pick on this really fat short kid at lunch time and beat him into confessing to being the ninja.....hed cry and swear blind it wasnt him....obviously we knew that anyway.....(im laughing but i feel bad)

funny story dude.


That my friend... was even a funnier story. LMAO

I read this yesterday and have been laughing in my twisted little head ever since.

They just don't write em' like that anymore.



posted on Nov, 10 2005 @ 11:13 AM
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See now this is the type of ace crack-reporting that keeps me coming back to this site.




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