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I just received my Dual-Action Cleanser (as seen on TV) for my colon!

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posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 12:41 PM
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Anyone tried this product already? I just got mine in the mail today. I called and told my g/f but she didn't seem to be nearly as excited as I am.
It says it will give me two to three bowel movements a day. I know it kind of gross but it says it will make my expulsions "thicker and longer" like they were when I was younger. I paid $90 for this stuff, it better freakin' work!

I'll keep you updated.

Peace



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 03:14 PM
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May I just say two things:

1.) TMI

2.) Enjoy yourself now, you hear?



posted on Nov, 8 2005 @ 04:13 PM
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Ewwww!! That's a bit more than we wanted to know about ya'll !!


But since you brought it up...........is that the one that has the brochure with all the vile looking parasites????


Good luck !!



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 08:51 AM
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Only two pills in and my bowels are steady rumbling. It seems to be working.


Originally posted by frayed1
But since you brought it up...........is that the one that has the brochure with all the vile looking parasites????



I don't have that brochure frayed, so I don't think it's the same one. The guy who created it and made the infomercial looks kind of sleazy, like your typical cable TV soft core porn actor.

Peace



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 09:57 AM
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Stop it, you're killing me!


ROFLMBO

I hope it went well for ya.



posted on Nov, 12 2005 @ 07:26 PM
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Do keep us posted on how this turns out. My stomach hasn't been the same since deploying overseas- two years ago. Time to clean it out but would like to know how it goes from someone i "know"



posted on Nov, 12 2005 @ 07:29 PM
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Are the pills just as effective as "Colon Blow" cereal (as seen on SNL)?



posted on Nov, 12 2005 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by Alcor
May I just say two things:

1.) TMI

2.) Enjoy yourself now, you hear?


my sentiments exactly.

Good luck DrLove! I'm rootin for ya



posted on Nov, 12 2005 @ 07:45 PM
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Originally posted by djohnsto77
Are the pills just as effective as "Colon Blow" cereal (as seen on SNL)?


If they are then he better hope he has "Oops I Crapped My Pants" (also seen on SNL).



posted on Nov, 13 2005 @ 02:32 PM
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Ummm, getting worried.......... Dr. L has not updated since the 9th, it's now the 13th. Should we send out a search party?? D'y spose there's anything left of 'im??



posted on Nov, 13 2005 @ 04:04 PM
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I would think that a high fiber, low fat diet, including fruit, vegetables, whole grains and lots of water, just as is suggested here would do the trick without all the added expense.



posted on Nov, 13 2005 @ 04:23 PM
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egad.






posted on Nov, 14 2005 @ 08:51 AM
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I'm still here.

I haven't gotten the BIG payoff yet................if you know what I mean.


I do eat a fair amount of fiber but it still doesn't seem to do the trick. I need something to eat away at all that sludge on the inside of my colon. And yes, we all have sludge, just some of us more than others. I eat a ton of meat and basically no carbs. I don't think a low carb diet is the best thing for your colon, even with enough fiber.

Do you all remember in Beverly Hills Cop when Rosewood was reading an article to Taggart and he was saying how the average 50 year old had like fifteen pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels? Well I'm not even close to 50 and I bet I have about 25 pounds undigested in there. The really bad thing is that I like to eat red meat raw. I can't help it I love the taste....so sue me!!!!!

Peace



posted on Nov, 22 2005 @ 09:02 AM
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So any new status to report?

Did you fall in? Or so busy "makin" you can't get to the computer.


By now you should have consumed a good quantity of that "med" and according to the ads be producing some scary stuff.







 
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