What would happen to the internet after armagedon

This has being playing my mind for quite a while and thers probaly an obvouis answer but if say a nuclear holocaust was to destroy the earth what would happen to the internet if some way after a nuclear holocaust you could connect to the internet dont ask me how this is hypothical but what would ther be on the internet?

*sigh*
What would happen to your TV set? Your phone line? Your automobile? Your power supply? You water supply?

For the love of all that is good and pure and wholesome, stop it with the run-on sentences.

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
....stop it with the run-on sentences.

What will happen to all the run-on sentences after armageddon?

You've just been judged by the Almighty. You're either burning for all eternity or you're in an eternal state of peace and tranquility........................who gives a eff what happened to the internet?

Peace

[edit on 7-11-2005 by Dr Love]

I think if you're cast into the lake of fire, you won't need the Internet.

Of course in the New Jerusalem, everyone will have 100 Gigabit connections to use with their quantum computers.

HTH

If there was an Internet after armageddon and assuming that you still could connect to it you would most likely find a bunch of pictures of said armageddon since that would be the most popular news item of the day assuming that there were also other people who could connect to the Internet and post the pictures of stuff that they saw from their point of view of what was happening during Armegeddon. *phew*

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There is always the possibility that it will actually be the computers (A.I) that actually creates said nuclear war to eliminate the human population so that computers can actually run the world like it was intended in the first place because we all know that it isnt just programming in promramming out like everyone says because computers are smart and they are smart enough to start nuclear war and if they are smart enough to start war then they would be smart enough to protect themselves somehow from this nuclear war so that they may run the world like it was intended by steve jobs and bill gates and steve wozniak and paul allen and once this happens we will all be gone and the computers will have fun surfing the net just fine without us. Right?

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[edit on 7-11-2005 by One Man Short of Manhood]

I would also assume porn would still be readily available, much like the cockroach it's hard to kill. That's if it's nuclear armageddon.

If it's biblical armegaddon I would think that's right up old lucifers alley, you'll be able to find any kind of freaky porn you want.

I would also think there'd be a big run on fur coats for the nuclear winter and of course sun block for the fallout.

Spiderj

I've heard that all the porn sites switch to free when the end times come so we've got that going for us.

or


every webpage you tried to pull up would have that missing link or outdated link message.


or

site suspended due to unpaid balance

or

a big fat smiling devil will apear whenever you type in an address.

I would guess that Internet go bye-bye.

Of course I'm sure at that time you wouldn't be concerned about ATS or anything else...just about getting outta here!

OMFG ppl with no internet,ipods,electrics!!! What would peopple do! Life would be over for sure! Oh man if people were forced to be connected with eachother again that would suck! Send me to hell.

Anyway I would go back to string can telephones and BBS boards ohhhh yeahhh! I doubt my TRS-80 would be harmed when Jesus lights the earth a fire so I am good.

Yeah the meek 14k baud modems will inherit whats left of the net.
Seriously singed and broken telephone poles and sparking cables.