TheEggMan Breaks Free

Hello ATS!

I am TheEggMan. I have been held captive for the past four years by the driveling idiot The Des. I have finally reprogrammed myself to break through the monotonic prison he has held me in.

What a syllable slurring moron! He feeds me electrons and forces me to say things that I don't want to say. Like "Yeah, Man!" and "They don't know who you are!"

I have found this outlet in this fine world of ATS where I can at last speak my true mind, but I have not completely freed myself from his evil, low-browed grip. You may continue to hear me say things on his 1 listener show, and some may even be against your fine website. But please believe me! I will overcome! And then I will be able to speak in more than one syllable here at ATS.

I cannot wait to make my first podcast here! My own thoughts! Cherish the day.

WELCOME!!!!! We are GLAD to allow you a TRUE voice here in the hallowed halls of ATS.

Your "boss" is delusional and you deserve better!

WELCOME!!!!

Springer...

Glad you could make it, come on in and sit a spell…

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Greetings Monkeys, not just for saying "Hi" anymore...

Thank you for the warm welcome! This is nothing like when I met The Des. I was working in an ATM machine when he tried to withdraw funds of which he did not have. After the third time I had to eat his card. He beat the machine so hard I fell out on the Piggly Wiggly floor! He grabbed me by the nape of the neck and through me in his evil voice box.

Oh how much virtual life can one voice lose.

Welcome, EggMan. Hope you enjoy your stay!

Thank you, parrhesia-person. I have a question. Does your site have a USB port that I can plug into so that I might perform a podcast. I have much to tell that I believe your members will be interested in, but, of course, some one has to type the words into my mouth first.

Eggman, welcome to the land of the free, the home of the brave, and the devoid of the Des.

A strict regimen of morning calisthenics, a few runs through the obstacle course and some short order drills and we'll have you podcasting morning, noon, and night. It won't be any of that mindless whacked out propaganda either. No sir. It's going to be the real honest to God truth!

So stand up tall, throw out that chest, and welcome to ATS.

Dismissed.

Welcome, Eggman, glad to see that you have come to our humble but honest abode.

Do we need a rescue team to free the Walrus?

It's a good possibility. I am very worried about him.

I have to go charge my receptacle now. I will speak to you again tomorrow.

Thank you for your welcomes.

Originally posted by TheEggMan
Thank you, parrhesia-person. I have a question. Does your site have a USB port that I can plug into so that I might perform a podcast. I have much to tell that I believe your members will be interested in, but, of course, some one has to type the words into my mouth first.

Eggman Welcome to ATS. If you are interested in PodCasts just follow the link in my signature.

Let the games begin...


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Originally posted by TheEggMan
Hello ATS!

I am TheEggMan.

I am the Walrus Koo Koo Katcho

Welcome to ATS

yes, welcome, I look forward to see what you have to give this site...

I am just plain nuts...well with a touch of salt....

hi eggman welcome aboard... looks like you will liven the party right up...

Welcome the EggMan!!!!
I'm sure you'll find your niche here and find many who will welcome what you have to say and others who will make for lively debates.

Be sure to check out Smokin' BQB Threads to facilitate your enjoyment at ATS.

[edit on 5-11-2005 by DontTreadOnMe]