posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 03:58 AM
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his
fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a
I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is