posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 08:23 PM
Wow. Two thirds the length of his body, that would be like a 4 foot schlong on a 6 foot man. Too bad they didnt have arachnid porn back then.
I now see the natural course of evolution. Back then, when boy spiders were hung like rhinos, the female spiders were happy, and enjoyed long lasting
unions. but as evolution progressed, and spider penis got shorter and shorter, female spiders decided they werre de evoloving into something absultely
worthless, and thus, began eating the males after a night of poor, lackluster copulation from a scrawny dicked he spider.
Its all making sense now..........