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posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 05:51 PM
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Well, I have always assumed that most complex lifeforms have always replicated themselves much the same way that they do today. I guess this just confirms it.


Scientists have discovered the world's oldest fossilised genitals, dating back 400 million years.

The male and female private parts belonged to an ancestor of the modern daddy-long-legs.

Long legs were not the creature's only outstanding feature. Preserved within the male fossil was a penis two-thirds the length of its body.


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posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 05:54 PM
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Joke overload....
do not know which one to pick...
must decide.....

gasp....



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 05:56 PM
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Dem some o-l-d balls!!

But seriously, there isn't that much fun to be had from fossilised spider willys, is there??



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by William One Sac

Scientists have discovered the world's oldest fossilised genitals, dating back 400 million years.

The male and female private parts belonged to an ancestor of the modern daddy-long-legs.

Long legs were not the creature's only outstanding feature. Preserved within the male fossil was a penis two-thirds the length of its body.


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Nyeff LOOK....WOS found your ancestors



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 05:59 PM
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Fury

My first thought (from the title only) was Madonna, then Joan Rivers, then Elizabeth Taylor, but really there's no one that comes across any funnier than the rest.

I think you were about personal wish fulfillment though, no?



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:01 PM
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Yes the nyeff family has a very long legacy...........



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:02 PM
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I'll stab, since my separated at birth brother won't, hehe....

So, that spider had 9 legs!

I'll bet that dude had one hard pecker!

So, this was the lesser known Pimp Daddy Longlegs spider?

This species has been identified as Arachnida Johnholmesus....


Since they found both genatalia, it could also be Arachnida Jerryspringerus....

Preserved "within" the male fossil? You mean he was a gay? Sorry ladies!



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:02 PM
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Comment....about...rigor mortis...bubbling up....


Must get serious....


As well as genitals, the fossils have the oldest known arachnid respiratory system, suggesting harvestmen's ancestors had long since crawled out of the sea and learned to breathe."

Because, ya know, they may have been nothing more than a wang with eight legs. Nice phrasing there.
The oldest naughty bits is funny, but the oldest arachnid respiratory system is pretty cool, actually.

Now if I can just stop laughing....
-B.



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:06 PM
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all right then! who's up for some hot hot spider love?





posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent
all right then! who's up for some hot hot spider love?




But does said spider have an e-penis? Because that's really important...


-B.



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:16 PM
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A 400 million year old spider with an e-penis. I see a film



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:19 PM
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"Long legs were not the creature's only outstanding feature. Preserved within the male fossil was a penis two-thirds the length of its body."
and
"New Scientist magazine said the ancient genitalia were very similar to those of modern day harvestmen."
it's not real news, its a secret ad for viagra



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by Banshee

Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent
all right then! who's up for some hot hot spider love?




But does said spider have an e-penis? Because that's really important...


-B.


depends on how fast the spider's computer is...I think the scientific world would have a stroke if the oldest penis and the oldest e-penis were discovered in one fell swoop!



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 07:17 PM
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Damn banshee beat me to a rigor mortus comment. On topic, JESUS H CHRIST THAT SPIDER HAD A HUGE WANG! ok then now that thats out. I wonder if other spiders today have such proportionally large genitellia.



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 08:07 PM
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The itsy bitsy spider went up his own waterspout...



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 08:23 PM
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Wow. Two thirds the length of his body, that would be like a 4 foot schlong on a 6 foot man. Too bad they didnt have arachnid porn back then.

I now see the natural course of evolution. Back then, when boy spiders were hung like rhinos, the female spiders were happy, and enjoyed long lasting unions. but as evolution progressed, and spider penis got shorter and shorter, female spiders decided they werre de evoloving into something absultely worthless, and thus, began eating the males after a night of poor, lackluster copulation from a scrawny dicked he spider.

Its all making sense now..........



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 08:46 PM
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Oh man. I forgot about the e-penis. I had mine removed. I can't believe the e-penis is still a topic of conversation . How passe.



posted on Sep, 18 2003 @ 10:56 PM
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I wonder if cromagnon man was so blessed...or cursed depending on how you see it...

then again they may have been spot on casting Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 BC!

the women back then would have had generous proportions also?



posted on Sep, 19 2003 @ 11:46 PM
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I can't believe they have a news story about something like this without a picture!



posted on Sep, 19 2003 @ 11:51 PM
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Maybe Newscientist will when they publish the report...






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