BTS.humor: NetChicken poses a Danger

PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger
Here I am, miles away from the H5N1 virus... or so I thought.

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ROFLMAO kala, nice



good podcast, hope netchicken doesnt mind too much.

--Kit.

PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger (reply 1)
FredT defends NetChicken (sort of) and suggest that Kalapadea visit the free clinic

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LOL that was great kala. I say we roast netchicken and rid the forums of this nasty virus

PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger (reply 2)
Another 4 minutes of life that you'll never get bcak

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Bird virus!!

I got news and its all bad.. if this pic below is moving on your screen you have been infected with something far worse ... welcome to virtual ebola


Bwahhhahhhahhhaaa!!!!!!

PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger (reply 3)
Virtual Infection

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PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger (reply 4)
Random ponderings of TC's brain.

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[size=10]OMG!

We need a ATS RESPONSE PLAN!

I say we begin culling MODS immediately!

In fact, this thread should be under immediate quarantine ....

*Arriving on site in MOPP 4 gear and CDC at command, the center for disease control lackies are directed to burn every thing and spare none*

FIND THAT FOUL FOWL!

PODcast: NetChicken poses a Danger (reply 5)
How dangerous could he be????

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I want to categorically deny that I've given anyone, ANYwhere a virus.

I had mah shots, ah did.

Originally posted by Byrd
I want to categorically deny that I've given anyone, ANYwhere a virus.

I had mah shots, ah did.

[size=10]HOLY COW!!!

Another Avian MOD!!!!!!!!!!

OK, folks....this is serious. I have undertaken my own investigation and have determined the following members represent far too great a risk to the rest of us!




Admittedly, some have names that appear marginally safe. But, I nonetheless feel we can never be too certain.

Let the culling begin!!!


[edit on 3-11-2005 by loam]

Loam... Since I've never seen most of those peeps, I think the disease is already doing its work...

Thomas Crowne? Is that a bird name? Or do you just think he's dangerous for other reasons? 'Cause I can get behind that...

Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic
Thomas Crowne? Is that a bird name? Or do you just think he's dangerous for other reasons? 'Cause I can get behind that...

Well, if you consider that within "Crowne" we find the word "crow," I think it analogous to a defective gene sequence. This potentially makes him susceptible to infection.

As I indicated previously, you can never be too cautious. Consequently, I recommend he accordingly be culled along with the rest.

Nothing personal.... It's just how the cookie crumbles....

You grab his feet, and I will take care of the rest.

It's our public duty.

[edit on 4-11-2005 by loam]

(See edit note below...)



[edit on 4-11-2005 by loam]

In response to kapapadea:

Good god, man! Do you know nothing of science? If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, ...IT ...MUST ...BE ...A ...DUCK!!!

And with respect to your "mongoose" question... How certain are you that it is not in reference to the geese that live in Mongolia? Think, kala, think! Our health is at stake here...


(EDIT: Ok this is strange.... I posted this reply, and the edited one above, in response to kalapadea's podcast reply BELOW.... (post id: 1807876 ))

This is proof that this thread has already been contaminated!!!



[edit on 4-11-2005 by loam]

Loam, I am feeling just fine, but it is apparent that you have been french kissing Peking Ducks!

[edit on 4-11-2005 by Thomas Crowne]

This is a test post...

o_O